Recently, I had a 5th incident...with my 5th kidney stone. Saturday woke up with agonizing pain, ran for hospital. Was in there for 3 days, they decided to break the stone up with sound waves, making the huge 7MM stone that was blocking the piss, into a bunch of little pieces.
The soundwave procedure made my kidney's sore.
More agonizing pain.
Got sent home, stacked up on pain medicine. Woke up next day at 4 am in again, agonizing pain, the pain medication they gave me was not strong enough, had to run back to the hospital.
After sessions of death threats so the nurse can give me the precious drugs (Pain killers) so the bad can go away and I can rest. Doctor came in and was all like "well we looked at the x ray and shit, turns out the shards ended up clogging up the entrance to the bladder! GO FIGURE! We either give you another painful surgery for this or we wait and see if it'll unblock itself. Good luck LOL!" and they left. Eventually, They decided to just wait for it to unblock itself (safest way) and i got sent home with some more stronger pain medicine.
Haven't eaten anything in nearly a day's worth. I drank water and it felt like someone punched me in my stomach. Bla bla bla, pee time. I go, piss is bloody as usual, then it starts to stop as if clogged up. Then sharp pains, ow, it feels like someone is stabbing my dick from the inside. Ow
ow
more pain. This can only mean one thing. The shards are out and traveled to my cock.
GREAT TIMING! I'm out of piss. What does this mean...they're stuck there until I pee next.
I'm walking around cautiously because the slightest pressure hurts. I'm in agony, reluctantly drinking fluids and a pill that is suppose to help me piss more.
They're all there..ready..and they hurt..lots.
Wish me lucks. I'm about to pass a bunch of sharp rocks through my dick.

God! Why must you suck at killing me!

Good luck man, no man should experience what you are dealing with.

Damn.....

At 6/14/11 08:20 PM, nVicious wrote: Good luck man, no man should experience what you are dealing with.

LET ALONE 5 GOD DAMN TIMES AND I'M ONLY 16!

That sounds worse than I could ever imagine. And this is the FIFTH time it's happened? It must really suck to be you.

At 6/14/11 08:23 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: That sounds worse than I could ever imagine. And this is the FIFTH time it's happened? It must really suck to be you.

It does.....you have no idea!

You should jack off.

At 6/14/11 08:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: You should jack off.

That would be like jacking off with gloves that have a bunch of nails sticking out of the palms.

At 6/14/11 08:27 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: You should jack off.

That would be like jacking off with gloves that have a bunch of nails sticking out of the palms.

That sound amazingly sexy.

At 6/14/11 08:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: You should jack off.

I second this.

And women say that they have it worse with child birth...

At 6/14/11 08:29 PM, Shade wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:25 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: You should jack off.

I second this.

The semen, with its gooey texture, will help capture and clear any obstructions in your dick. Not to mention relieve any pain from the inside

At 6/14/11 08:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:20 PM, nVicious wrote: Good luck man, no man should experience what you are dealing with.

LET ALONE 5 GOD DAMN TIMES AND I'M ONLY 16!

I'm 16 dude, the only problems with my Wang I ever had were veracose veins. How do you get a kidney stone? I thought only middle aged/old men could get em...guess I was wrong. Now that I know I can get one NOW I'm freaking out! Good luck bro.

At 6/14/11 08:30 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:29 PM, LucasJC wrote: And women say that they have it worse with child birth...

Child worth tends to be more common than penis shards.

But they can decide if they want it or not, most of the time.

At 6/14/11 08:30 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:29 PM, LucasJC wrote: And women say that they have it worse with child birth...

Child worth tends to be more common than penis shards.

Child... "worth"?

If you mean birth, which you horribly failed at spelling, then I can't see this having any impact on the arguement. I don't even think you're commencing your attack correctly.

I still think OP should jack off.

Ouch. I literally read that whole thing with a hand over my mouth. That seriously sucks man.

drugs man don't they give you drugs?

At 6/14/11 08:38 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:36 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:30 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:29 PM, LucasJC wrote: And women say that they have it worse with child birth...

Child worth tends to be more common than penis shards.

Child... "worth"?

If you mean birth, which you horribly failed at spelling, then I can't see this having any impact on the arguement. I don't even think you're commencing your attack correctly.

I still think OP should jack off.

My attack? Get over yourself, misspelled it by two letters, excuse me for not taking the time to double check my post. I did not consider it all that serious and it's rather obvious what I meant.

No, No it is not obvious as to what you meant. How should I go about this, "getting over," of myself, oh knower of all that is suck?

Dude, sorry for you. Fifth time? God...Don't kill yourself though. There are other ways. I don't want to imagine the pain, but try and pee, drink something. It may hurt but it's a better idea to keep drinking fluids, maybe they'll better flush out the shards, possibly separating them onto your urine. I'm not a scientist, but I think it might be possible.

Of course, there is still the jacking off option...

Hahahahahahahahahaha, rock beats cock.

At 6/14/11 08:57 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:43 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: No, No it is not obvious as to what you meant. How should I go about this, "getting over," of myself, oh knower of all that is suck?

stuff

Uh huh, my wife thinks you're an idiot. End of discussion, on my part.

At 6/14/11 08:35 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:34 PM, DeIirium wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:30 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:29 PM, LucasJC wrote:

But they can decide if they want it or not, most of the time.

I'd say there's more bitches who are raped and impregnated than there are men with shards in their cock.

You can still easily abort that shit.

Masturbation sounds like fun in that situation, if just for the hell of it. Get some pleasure with your pain. And maybe the jizz will either help block your dickhole or it will help get that shit out. If that doesn't work, find a nice large pair of meat scissors, or garden shears, and make it so that you don't have to have kidney stones in your dick any more, if you get the jist of what I'm saying.

awww :( :(

I heard you are less likely to get kidney stones if you're hydrated.

I've felt worse. Stop bitching online and bitch to your family.

At 6/14/11 09:30 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Perhaps you should refrain from eating fatty food frequently. I hear that fatty food is conducive to getting kidney stones.

Whatever it is that you're doing, you should stop.

Except for breathing.

At 6/14/11 09:10 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 09:04 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:57 PM, TwittSoup wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:43 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: No, No it is not obvious as to what you meant. How should I go about this, "getting over," of myself, oh knower of all that is suck?

stuff

Uh huh, my wife thinks you're an idiot. End of discussion, on my part.

That one that doesnt exist that gets involved with your discussions on the internet, alright.

C'mon guys, we're getting off topic here. We're supposed to be talking about cock shards. OP, FYL.

What if a small part of the kidney stone didn't come out until the next time you masturbated? That would be painful I bet, but interesting.

At 6/14/11 08:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:20 PM, nVicious wrote: Good luck man, no man should experience what you are dealing with.

LET ALONE 5 GOD DAMN TIMES AND I'M ONLY 16!

When god gives you 5 kidney stones YOU GET NEW KIDNEYS YOU NOOB!

Or a new god, either or works.