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Porn For the Blind

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Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:09:13


I've never felt bad for disabled people. I've always seen them as totally equal to me in every way and never looked down on them.

That all changed when I saw this website. I now so pity the blind that I want to cry every time that I see one.

Here is the link...
You might find this more funny than sad, but to the blind, this is what passes as pornography.


DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

IF I SEEM GAY TO YOU THEN READ THIS THREAD

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:11:21


Lol. Heard about this a while back.


At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:

: I have no sexual orientation

: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:17:20


Its so terrible!
Its all narrated by the same guy in a really nasal monotone describing awesome sex scenes in the most mundane way he possibly can!

Alright now at this moment the woman is removing the mans genetailia from her mouth and is getting up from her knees. Okay now it appears that he's trying to enter from behind... well they're doing the strangest position here right now, its quite incredible really, you'd have to see it for yourself.

DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

IF I SEEM GAY TO YOU THEN READ THIS THREAD

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:17:53


I came.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:25:18


At 6/12/11 02:17 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: Its so terrible!
Its all narrated by the same guy in a really nasal monotone describing awesome sex scenes in the most mundane way he possibly can!

I always thought porn for the blind would be a magazine with pictures of naked people and extruding lines so you could "feel them out".

How could anyone get turned on by hearing that guy talk, a woman would have been more fitting. If I was blind I would rather just listen to some real porn.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:35:26


I see...


Lolthread

Thanks a bunch to CagedSilhouette for the shiny new sig.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:37:28


Porn producers should record their sound the same way the people who made this video did.

Shit would sell like crazy.


Sig by Ryan

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:40:15


Im sure blind people have better things to do than this.


Check me out!

"Of course lifes a bitch, because if it was a slut, it would be too easy"

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:52:21


Whats even worse is, a blind person wouldn't be able to get to one of these sites on their own.

Blind Dude: Hey could you go to this porn site for me? I can't see the links.

:: Random Guy: Uh, that's kinda awkward but okay.

Blind Dude: Awesome!

:: Random Guy: Damn this is the most boring shit ever! how do you get off to- HOLY FUCK ARE YOU MASTERBATING?

Blind Dude: Huh? Oh sorry didn't see you there.

DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

IF I SEEM GAY TO YOU THEN READ THIS THREAD

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:53:54


At 6/12/11 02:35 AM, bgraybr wrote: Woman like to watch porn too. Would you take that guy's voice away from a poor lonely blind woman?

I don't think even a women would find his voice sexual stimulating. But even that, I think it's pretty obvious the site is mostly aimed at man.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:44:20


I was expecting it to be women moaning and stuff, did not think it was gonna be a narration of porn.
Plus the lack of dirty words makes it worse, if I was blind I think it would be easier if he said stuff like "He's ramming her in the ass really hard" not "He's inserting his penis into her anus with force"

Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:57:06


Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:58:57


At 6/12/11 03:57 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

It was obsolete to begin with. It just... didn't go away.


DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

IF I SEEM GAY TO YOU THEN READ THIS THREAD

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 04:04:24


If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?


Crystal Meth Is Funny Because It Destroys Lives.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 04:12:50


What the....?


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 05:22:47


At 6/12/11 04:04 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?

I don´t think so, I however am not sure if that is really a good replacement, but it is atleast something for blind people.


Tuturu~ ♫

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:02:01


At 6/12/11 03:57 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

Most blind people aren't blind from birth

Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:52:18


At 6/12/11 07:50 AM, ToastedToastyToast wrote: Porn for the blind? They fuck?!?!

I guess so, why not? If some of them like to hear it, then it is good for them.


Tuturu~ ♫

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:58:03


That's softcore porn for the blind, if anything. Seriously, so far as pornography goes, it's downright pathetic. I'd say to print in in braille, but that'd be worse.

Just chuck on some good, quality porn just for the audio. That in itself is much, much sexier then anything this site is producing.

Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 08:23:16


One problem...how will the blind download it? I would hate to have to have help getting my porn...but I guess you do what you gotta.


Yeah. It's that important...

TheColourAwesome Is cool and makes cool sigs, unfortunately not this one cuz he didn't make it :(| DERAIL DERAIL DERAIAIAIAIAIAIALLL!!!!

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:44:47


At 6/12/11 04:04 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?

Nope. Just that you are a thirteen year old boy who will get aroused by anything and everything.


DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

IF I SEEM GAY TO YOU THEN READ THIS THREAD

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:46:31


I remember someone posting that here.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:51:14


Cum Overload gave me a good laugh, I'm even still listening to it.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 13:09:52


If they're blind why don't they just get a fleshlight?


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 12:42:14


At 7/8/11 12:26 PM, agustana wrote: Someone please tell me how blind people are supposed to find that website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_synt hesis

quote from wikipedia

"Internet

Currently, there are a number of applications, plugins and gadgets that can read messages directly from an e-mail client and web pages from a web browser or Google Toolbar such as Text-to-voice which is an add-on to Firefox . Some specialized software can narrate RSS-feeds. On one hand, online RSS-narrators simplify information delivery by allowing users to listen to their favourite news sources and to convert them to podcasts. On the other hand, on-line RSS-readers are available on almost any PC connected to the Internet. Users can download generated audio files to portable devices, e.g. with a help of podcast receiver, and listen to them while walking, jogging or commuting to work.

A growing field in internet based TTS is web-based assistive technology, e.g. 'Browsealoud' from a UK company and Readspeaker. It can deliver TTS functionality to anyone (for reasons of accessibility, convenience, entertainment or information) with access to a web browser. The non-profit project Pediaphon was created in 2006 to provide a similar web-based TTS interface to the Wikipedia.[41]

Other work is being done in the context of the W3C through the W3C Audio Incubator Group with the involvement of The BBC and Google Inc."

Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 12:43:48


That's some good shit.


"This is homosexual barcode translated to alphabet." - Makakaov

Oh the powers of sarcasm.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 13:16:49


At 6/12/11 02:37 AM, Acronze wrote: Porn producers should record their sound the same way the people who made this video did.

Shit would sell like crazy.

I never realized I needed that until now.

You monster.

What's up with that

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