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Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls

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Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-05 02:56:31


Why do girls always have to try and pussy whip men? Do they really think we're THAT stupid. Or...are some guys really THAT stupid to be tricked by it?

I just realized my girlfriends been trying to do that with me.

"oh come to church with me and we can have sex afterwards"

FUCK GIRLS.


Come check me out!

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-05 03:00:02


maybe they just wanna have sex with u and just looking for an excuse to not look slutty
u may say her - first we have sex the ill go to church
then u dont go and when she yells at u or something u say her something like- beeing with u is better than religion. Or - a bed with u is my church
and she ll say- awwwwww
and fuck u again


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-05 03:45:47


My wife knows that she can't withhold sex from me anymore because I'm damn good at masturbation ;)

I can hold out way longer.

If she wants me to do something for a good logical or social reason, such as going to church or some stupid family event, I'll join her. Gotta pick your battles man. Sittin and listening to an old man ramble may be boring, but sometimes its better than the alternative: a mean ol ugly fight.

Almost 8 years and goin' strong :D Do I want da sex? Naw. Do I want the person I love to be happy? Yaw. Church? No biggie, good time to reflect on my life and how I feel about stuff... affirm some things I like, change others. In this busy world sometimes its hard to find time to think and an old man rambling is the perfect time to zone out and consider yourself as a person.

:D

But the girls who wanna trade sex for things? I could hit it, but I'd have to quit it. Can't stay with a person who uses sex for bargaining... its supposed to be mutually enjoyed, not like "my pussy is a treat for you.". More like "My pussy is a treat for you, and equivalently your cock is a treat for me."

I dunno if I could even really get it up if she didn't act like she wanted my cock :( That's probably why I don't get boners at strip clubs.... they hot but they dun want me bone. They want me dollars and me bone knows it and is like "Fuck you too, bitch. I know a really soft warm hand that knows everything I like.... superficial whore."

WOW RANT.


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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-05 04:59:42


At 6/5/11 02:57 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: fuck bitches, get money

EXACTLY....

bitches flock to money. so you get money, you get bitches... done.


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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-05 23:47:52


At 6/5/11 11:18 PM, agustana wrote:
Who makes more than minimum wage around here?

I do

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 00:20:39


At 6/5/11 03:45 AM, Senmetsu wrote: Do I want da sex? Naw.

Then you cannot be trusted.


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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 00:21:13


At 6/6/11 12:01 AM, agustana wrote:
At 6/5/11 11:47 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 6/5/11 11:18 PM, agustana wrote:
Who makes more than minimum wage around here?
I do
Hi.

Hola coma estas?

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 00:24:15


Fuck that, you try it on her and see how SHE likes it.

Cock smack her. Give her a mushroom tattoo.


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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 01:33:04


Wow... you say this as if you've actually been laid before...

iz confused

I once stuck my dick in an electrical socket... and do you know what?

My Dick looks pretty when it glows int the dark! :)

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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 03:06:09


At 6/5/11 11:36 PM, Piss wrote: I liked it.

That certainly very enjoyable.

As for wondering why girls use their pussies as a gift, see this video for more information.

There's not really much discussion to it other then that most guys are terrible at using their cocks to please women and therefore girls get into a position where they think that sex is enjoyable for men only, or some stupid shit like that.

I wouldn't know. Do we have a resident "pussy-whooping" girl who can explain it to the OP?

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 06:04:50


Because you totally need to grow more muscle and masculinity for them NOT to do that.
Or have actually anything else to offer like money or a great personality, in which case you won't even mind going to church since you're fucking rich/nice.

And btw, lol, religious gf.


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Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 06:08:26


or you could just get a girlfriend who isn't a controlling bitch

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 06:08:26


I would endure a few hours of church if it meant sex afterwards.


You should probably go fuck yourself.

Response to Stupid Pussy Whooping Girls 2011-06-06 06:16:54


But I like going to church, they have a great athmosphere, and when I can experience that with a girl, then that´s fine enough.


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