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Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean

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I don't know if it's just me, but it seems there is a trend in the way people drive, and the bumper stickers they adorn on their motor vehicles. Here for you is a chance to tell us what they really mean.

This probably isn't right:
"I like when people have bumper stickers, because it's like they're saying: 'Hey! Let's never hang out'"
-Stand-up Comic (Let me know if you know who said this)

Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean

Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 03:40:35


At 4/8/11 03:28 AM, SubNoctem wrote: "I like when people have bumper stickers, because it's like they're saying: 'Hey! Let's never hang out'"
-Stand-up Comic (Let me know if you know who said this)

Demetri Martin.


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 03:43:18


At 4/8/11 03:40 AM, Aigis wrote: Demetri Martin.

Thanks

Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 03:47:20


hey look it's a return to HILARIOUS 90s-style humor! on newgrounds of all places!

W.O.W.~!


we're a punchline to spengler's joke

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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 08:43:07


This actually reminds me of the other day when I saw a car with a "Baby on Board" sticker next to a TOOL sticker (as in, the band). What the fuck does THAT mean?

Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 09:05:26


At 4/8/11 03:47 AM, TheDunwichHorror wrote: hey look it's a return to HILARIOUS 90s-style humor! on newgrounds of all places!

W.O.W.~!

End...sarcasm?


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 09:31:57


Yea I really hate those stupid fucking bumper stickers. I don't mind if people have regular stickers, but when you have "Baby on Board" you're just a dick.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 11:30:52


My friend has a bumper sticker that says fat people are harder to kidnap.


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 11:35:44


I saw one that said "While you're riding my ass, why don't you pull my hair also?"


Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 12:05:20


I saw a truck covered in dirt 'n mud and it had one that said, "I wish my wife was this dirty".


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 13:11:43


At 4/8/11 11:30 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: My friend has a bumper sticker that says fat people are harder to kidnap.

That's sound reasoning in my book.

Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 13:16:35


So it's like if someone has a "shit happens" bumpersticker, then they're really trying to say "be prepared, I'm going to stop very suddenly right in front of you on a busy highway."


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 13:21:08


Yeah I wouldn't put a bumper sticker on my car unless you paid me (like a sponsor).

I think the baby on board ones are deceptive, cuz usually the baby isn't in the car but the sticker is always up.

I remember seeing a girl no older than 20 driving a mercedes benz around, and on her license plate thing it said , "I'm not spoiled, just well taken care of." So I guess that means, "My parents are loaded as fuck."

bumper stickers don't really bug me it's the habits of drivers.

Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 14:01:58


Baby on board, how I'm adored.


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Response to Ps:what Bumper Stickers Really Mean 2011-04-08 14:05:07


"Too low for fat hoes." > My car is too low to the ground to support anyone over 250 pounds.


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