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10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 19:54:05


At 8/18/10 07:44 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE JOKE BRO

THANKS FOR ELABORATING BRO

Now I feel silly :(

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:09:18


At 8/18/10 08:03 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: OH LOOK, MORE FUCKING 4CHAN JOKES FROM THE FINE FUCKWITS OF NEWGROUNDS, THANKS GUYS. ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS I'M GOING TO ACCIDENTALLY TYPE IN 4CHAN WHEN GOING TO NEWGROUNDS BECAUSE YOU GUYS KEEP STEALING ALL OF THEIR FUCKING JOKES THAT I CAN'T FUCKING SEPERATE THE TWO ANYMORE.

Cool story, bro.

1. Pizza
2. Italy
3. Boot
4. Helmet
5. Warrior
6. Sword
7. Knight
8. Shanghai Knights
9. Jackie Chan
10. Banana

Yes! I win, mother fu-

Wait, Shit!


If you don't like my poetry, scroll down the page a bit. It gets better.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:11:34


At 8/18/10 08:03 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: OH LOOK, MORE FUCKING 4CHAN JOKES

You're fucking retarded if you think this is from 4Chan. Maybe next time you shouldn't blatantly accuse people.

Idiot.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:12:05


1. Glasses
2 Internet
3 couches
4 phones
5 heaven
6 masturbating
7 Tom Fulp
8 viole- FUCK


Keepin' Calm and Chiving On

*clickable siggy*

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:19:20


Newgrounds
Alternative fags
Homosexuals
Cunts
Elephants
Isle
Kane
Cock
Anus
Jane


"We will hang the Capitalist with the rope they sell us!"

-Joseph Stalin

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:21:51


At 8/18/10 08:19 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: Newgrounds
Alternative fags
Homosexuals
Cunts
Elephants
Isle
Kane
Cock
Anus
Jane

Yes Sir! You wi....Wait a minute!!!


Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:26:02


1) Jackie Chan
2) Jacki Chan
3) Jackie Chan
4) Jacki Chan
5) Jackie Chan
6) Jacki Chan
7) Jackie Chan
8) Jacki Chan
9) Jackie Chan
10) Jacki Chan

I WIN.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:26:27


1. Trees
2. Houses
3. Keyboards
4. Jacki-

Wait.

I'm such a failure.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:38:35


asians driving

WIN

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:40:51


1. Ja-

I'm not even going to try.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:43:29


Thanks for making me hate Jackie Chan as much as I hate fucking Chuck Norris you assholes.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:50:53


1) Jesus
2) Satan
3) Bible
4) Slavery
5) African Americans
6) Will Smith
7) Jayden Smith
8) The Karate Kid
9) Mr Miyagi
10) Jackie Ch-

Son of a bitch.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 20:53:38


*List of random unrelated objects proceeding Jackie Chan, followed by FUUUUUUU*


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:00:28


1-) Guns
2-) African culture
3-) American food
4-) Boxing
5-) Big breasts
6-) Newgrounds
7-) Double-oh...
8-) Cigarettes
9-) Normal eyes
10-) Average size dick (AZIN PEOPL)

I WIN.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:08:21


At 8/18/10 08:53 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: *List of random unrelated objects proceeding Jackie Chan, followed by FUUUUUUU*

Bitch please. Mine are all related.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:10:03


1-Job
2-Action
3-Contractor
4-Korean
5-Intellect
6-Endorsment
7-Chocolate
8-Hat
9-Angry
10-Newground

Wait...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

When you'll see it, you'll shit brick

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:10:16


1. Stereo
2. Camera
3. Jackie Ch-
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Lolthread

Thanks a bunch to CagedSilhouette for the shiny new sig.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:29:41


At 8/18/10 09:24 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: This thread is worse than your average 4chan joke stealing thread.

All of you should be ashamed.

It's a Tim and Eric sketch, not a 4chan joke.

Surprisingly enough, 4chan isn't the source of all humour on the internet.


Aigis - Putting the 'ai' back in 'Aigis'.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 21:46:02


At 8/18/10 09:24 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: This thread is worse than your average 4chan joke stealing thread.

Ugh again with this?

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 22:14:46


1. N64
2. Boobies
3. Teddy Bear
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Sleeping bag
6. Tampon
7. Family Feud
8. Bats
9. AIDS
10. Uranus

What do I win?


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 22:16:27


At 8/18/10 10:14 PM, puddinN64 wrote: What do I win?

1) A new car!
2) Ten thousand dollars!
3) Jackie Cha-

Damn.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 22:19:03


1. Jeckie Chen

2. Jockie Chon

3. Jickie Chin

4. Juckie Chun

5 Jackie Chan.

Fuck.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 22:20:33


1. Microsoft
2. Angry Faic
3. Squids
4. Jackie Ch- FUUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuu-

ck

Click the Squid -> 🦑

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 22:44:03


1- Bruce Lee
2- Sex
3- Black People
4- Vegeta
5- John Rambo
6- Guns
7- Death
8- John Cena
9- Boxing
10- Jacki-FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:17:41


At 8/18/10 07:44 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE JOKE BRO

Most of Newgrounds's humor comes from how dense people can be.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:18:47


1. Portal
2. Half Life
3. Half Life 2
4. Valve
5. Team Fortress 2
6. Jackie Ch-FFFFFFUUUUUU


If you want to look down upon people, raise your head higher.

So I'm walking down the street, and here comes Santa blasting dubstep.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:24:03


Piece 'o cake, you guys are n00blets. Here's my list:
1. Turds
2. That movie the crow
3. Brandon Lee
4. Some actor from the crow
5. Penis
6. Uhhhhhh...something about balls
7. I think there's more balls
8. Chocolate milk
9. Jet Li
10. See? This was easier than watching a Jackie Chan movie- FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:35:09


1. Bruce Lee
2. Corn
3. RAM
4. Jackie ChFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-


<3

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 00:44:42


At 8/19/10 12:42 AM, FBIpolux wrote: 1. Jill Valentine
2. A car accident
3. Condoms
4. Krusty the Clown
5. Internet Exploter
6. Eugene
7. Christmas
8. House
9. A Donkey
10. Naked all the time

Fuck.

Props to those who get it.

It has been done several times, sir. Noble attempt.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 00:45:34


1.Mr.T
2.Mr.T
3.Mr.T
4.Mr.
5. Period
6.T
7.Mr.T
8.Mr.T
9.Mr.T
10.Chuck Norris


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