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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:24:03 Reply

Piece 'o cake, you guys are n00blets. Here's my list:
1. Turds
2. That movie the crow
3. Brandon Lee
4. Some actor from the crow
5. Penis
6. Uhhhhhh...something about balls
7. I think there's more balls
8. Chocolate milk
9. Jet Li
10. See? This was easier than watching a Jackie Chan movie- FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-18 23:35:09 Reply

1. Bruce Lee
2. Corn
3. RAM
4. Jackie ChFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 00:44:42 Reply

At 8/19/10 12:42 AM, FBIpolux wrote: 1. Jill Valentine
2. A car accident
3. Condoms
4. Krusty the Clown
5. Internet Exploter
6. Eugene
7. Christmas
8. House
9. A Donkey
10. Naked all the time

Fuck.

Props to those who get it.

It has been done several times, sir. Noble attempt.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 00:45:34 Reply

1.Mr.T
2.Mr.T
3.Mr.T
4.Mr.
5. Period
6.T
7.Mr.T
8.Mr.T
9.Mr.T
10.Chuck Norris


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:23:14 Reply

1. The letter "J"
2. The letter "A"
3. The letter "C"
4. The letter "K"
5. The letter "I"
6. The letter "E"
7. The letter "C" (again)
8. The letter "H"
9. The letter "A" (again)
10. The letter "N"

I lost before I began.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:38:37 Reply

1. Jackie Chan

WHAT THE FUCK


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:56:00 Reply

Any sort of asian.


Yeah, whatever.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 04:00:05 Reply

1. Jackie Cha-

10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 04:31:01 Reply

1. Jackie Onassis
2. Jackie Robinson
3. Jackie Evancho
4. Jackie Earle Haley
5. Jackie Warner
6. Jackie Brown
7. Jackie Cunningham
8. Jackie Gleason
9. Jackie Fisher

and

10. Carol Channing

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 04:46:54 Reply

It's kinda hard to think of 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan when there's a shitload of Jackie Chan on this thread! Oh well fuck it, I lost!

Besides I already said Jackie Chan 3 times, lulz!

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 05:43:12 Reply

1. Jackie Man
2. Jackie Sand
3. Jackie Clan
4. Jackie Pan
5. Jackie Ran
6. Jackie Land
7. Jackie Bland
8. Jackie Fan
9. Jackie Tan
10. Billy Bob


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 05:46:20 Reply

1. Bruce Lee
2. Bruce Lee
3. Bruce Lee
.4 Bruce Lee
5. Bruce Lee
6. The Game
7. Bruce Lee
8. Bruce Lee
9. Bruce Lee
10. Bruce Lee


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 05:55:06 Reply

I'm surprised this thread made it to more than one page.

Anyway, here goes:

1. Shirt.
2. Belt.
3. Perfume.
4. Vagina.
5. Tits.
6. Spaghetti.
7. Wine.
8. Champagne.
9. Party.
10. Hangover.

Fuck, I did it.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 06:01:25 Reply

Nobody so far ha been succesful, as many of the things they have mention are chinese, an as we know, Jackie chan owns china.

MIND=BLOWN

Here's my take

1) Jacki-

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 06:29:51 Reply

The name Jackie isn't Jackie Chan. It's just a name. Wait, is Jackie-chan a girl? You know. Chan.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 06:30:37 Reply

1. Jackay Chan

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 08:33:22 Reply

At 8/19/10 01:40 AM, Homfrog wrote: Not funny but I'll go anyways.

1. Flux Capacitor
2. Umbrella
3. Carp
4. Kewpie Doll
5. Ipswich
6. Soul
7. Sandals
8. Harmonica
9. Island
10. Toothbrush

Your no fun.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 14:28:16 Reply

At 8/18/10 09:24 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: All of you should be ashamed.

You should be ashamed for not doing your research.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-20 00:21:31 Reply

1. computers
2. grass
3.food
4.Jacki- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-20 00:26:28 Reply

1. Jet Li
2. Bruce Lee
3. Chuck Norris
4. Chow Yun Fat
5. Taco
6. Rice
7. Cheese
8. Milk
9. Eggs
10. Grass
Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan!!!!!! It was hard holding it in.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-20 00:33:26 Reply

Oh god I loved this episode.

1. Jackie Cha-
DAMITT


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:40:09 Reply

Doorbell
Catnip
pizza

Jackie Chan!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:45:36 Reply

At 8/19/10 05:46 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: 1. Bruce Lee
2. Bruce Lee
3. Bruce Lee
.4 Bruce Lee
5. Bruce Lee
6. The Game
7. Bruce Lee
8. Bruce Lee
9. Bruce Lee
10. Bruce Lee

You are the worst kind of person.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:46:13 Reply

1. Jackie Chan
2. Jackie Chan
3. Jackie Chan
4. Jackie Chan
5. Jackie Chan
6. Jackie Chan
7. Jackie Chan
8. Jackie Chan
9. Jackie Chan
10. Jackie Chan

There, see, easy.

wait

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:15:26 Reply

1. Bruce Lee
2. Jackie Chan
3. Jackie- Wait a second. . . . SON OF A MOTHERFUCK!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:40:25 Reply

I will never understand why this is so funny/amusing to you people.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:41:54 Reply

At 4/10/12 06:40 PM, FallenMartyr wrote: I will never understand why this is so funny/amusing to you people.

Because Jackie Chan.

son of a bitch!

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:57:57 Reply

Man I'm like the best at these stuff.

1. Jackie ch- MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 20:38:41 Reply

1) Adolf Hitler
2) Mao Zedong
3) Benito Mussolini
4) Idi Amin
5) Josef Stalin
6) Genghis Khan
7) Pol Pot
8) Fidel Castro
9) Kim Jong Il
10) Jackie Ch-....

GODDAMMIT!


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