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10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:23:14


1. The letter "J"
2. The letter "A"
3. The letter "C"
4. The letter "K"
5. The letter "I"
6. The letter "E"
7. The letter "C" (again)
8. The letter "H"
9. The letter "A" (again)
10. The letter "N"

I lost before I began.


Thanks to Charlie for the sig pic.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:38:37


1. Jackie Chan

WHAT THE FUCK


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Litliture, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 03:56:00


Any sort of asian.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 04:04:56


1. Gahbage!


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 04:46:54


It's kinda hard to think of 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan when there's a shitload of Jackie Chan on this thread! Oh well fuck it, I lost!

Besides I already said Jackie Chan 3 times, lulz!

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 05:46:20


1. Bruce Lee
2. Bruce Lee
3. Bruce Lee
.4 Bruce Lee
5. Bruce Lee
6. The Game
7. Bruce Lee
8. Bruce Lee
9. Bruce Lee
10. Bruce Lee


Facebook

"Man creates his own reality."

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 05:55:06


I'm surprised this thread made it to more than one page.

Anyway, here goes:

1. Shirt.
2. Belt.
3. Perfume.
4. Vagina.
5. Tits.
6. Spaghetti.
7. Wine.
8. Champagne.
9. Party.
10. Hangover.

Fuck, I did it.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 06:29:51


The name Jackie isn't Jackie Chan. It's just a name. Wait, is Jackie-chan a girl? You know. Chan.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 06:30:37


1. Jackay Chan

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 08:33:22


At 8/19/10 01:40 AM, Homfrog wrote: Not funny but I'll go anyways.

1. Flux Capacitor
2. Umbrella
3. Carp
4. Kewpie Doll
5. Ipswich
6. Soul
7. Sandals
8. Harmonica
9. Island
10. Toothbrush

Your no fun.


Fear Me! "You are a government organization designed to monitor the NG BBS. you hide behind your smiles but there is something very sinister about you, oh yes." - DragonFyre9

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-19 14:28:16


At 8/18/10 09:24 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: All of you should be ashamed.

You should be ashamed for not doing your research.


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-20 00:21:31


1. computers
2. grass
3.food
4.Jacki- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2010-08-20 00:26:28


1. Jet Li
2. Bruce Lee
3. Chuck Norris
4. Chow Yun Fat
5. Taco
6. Rice
7. Cheese
8. Milk
9. Eggs
10. Grass
Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan!!!!!! It was hard holding it in.


Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:40:09


Doorbell
Catnip
pizza

Jackie Chan!


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:45:36


At 8/19/10 05:46 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: 1. Bruce Lee
2. Bruce Lee
3. Bruce Lee
.4 Bruce Lee
5. Bruce Lee
6. The Game
7. Bruce Lee
8. Bruce Lee
9. Bruce Lee
10. Bruce Lee

You are the worst kind of person.


I can't tell if you're joking, because you never use emoticons. ~ SolidToad

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 17:46:13


1. Jackie Chan
2. Jackie Chan
3. Jackie Chan
4. Jackie Chan
5. Jackie Chan
6. Jackie Chan
7. Jackie Chan
8. Jackie Chan
9. Jackie Chan
10. Jackie Chan

There, see, easy.

wait

Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:15:26


1. Bruce Lee
2. Jackie Chan
3. Jackie- Wait a second. . . . SON OF A MOTHERFUCK!


"Don't worry honey, I won't fall asleep on the toilet." - Elvis Presley

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:40:25


I will never understand why this is so funny/amusing to you people.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 18:41:54


At 4/10/12 06:40 PM, FallenMartyr wrote: I will never understand why this is so funny/amusing to you people.

Because Jackie Chan.

son of a bitch!

John Rambo is my hero

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 20:38:41


1) Adolf Hitler
2) Mao Zedong
3) Benito Mussolini
4) Idi Amin
5) Josef Stalin
6) Genghis Khan
7) Pol Pot
8) Fidel Castro
9) Kim Jong Il
10) Jackie Ch-....

GODDAMMIT!


TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 21:13:14


1. Jackie Chan...

OH FUCK


Lolthread

Thanks a bunch to CagedSilhouette for the shiny new sig.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 21:16:29


Jockey Chan

10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


Lolthread

Thanks a bunch to CagedSilhouette for the shiny new sig.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 21:20:03


1: Penis
2: Dick
3: Cock
4: Wang
5: Schlong
6: Wiener
7: Pee-wee
8: Ram Rod
9: Flesh hose
10: Jack.....ie.....

Fuck.

Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2012-04-10 22:35:42


1. Computers
2. Cheese
3. Pizza
4. Nachos
5. Yoga
6. Soda
7. Star Wars
8. Sponges
9. Paper
10. Australia
That was easy!


IT'S GONNA RAIN!

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I Never log off.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. 2013-07-11 21:10:35


Cowboys
BDSM
Pikachu
Treefrogs
Lamps
Pizza
Jackie Ch-


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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