So today it rained. Hard.
The good news? I love rain. I took my bike out wearing only a T-Shirt, shorts, and a pair of sandals. I rode through this nasty torrential downpour, my body soaked to the bone in cool, refreshing rainwater. Lighting flashed all around me and the thunder roared louder than the deluge that slammed so very hard against the dark, wet, pavement. I could hardly see twenty feet in front of me but that didn't stop me from biking as fast as my legs could possibly pedal through the rain. I was so turned on at that moment I decided to jump off my bike into a vacant lot that had transformed into a giant pool of mud and filthy water and strip off all of my clothing. I stood there, arms spread wide, glaring deep into the storm clouds that released this mighty storm upon my quiet neighborhood, while at the same time pleasuring myself to the epic downpour I was experiencing. My legs could no longer support my weight and as I collapsed onto my knees and released my mighty seed into the muddy lot before me.
So... Who else enjoys rain as much as I do?