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My father is a computer adict.

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Im 14 and I have a problem. My father is a Out-doorsy kind of guy, who likes to take me on obnoxcious trips that we dont have the money to aford. So, being the computer addicted freak I am, I invited him to take a 'trip' online. 3 hours later, after going outside to play some B-ball with my freinds down the street, hes still sitting there, a beer in his hand, and about 15 tabs open. I tell him that hes had enough, he gets off, still startled, and says "Im going for a bit, ill see you in a few hours" Well, a few hours later, while I was playing my game, dad comes home with... you guessed it, a new lap top. Now hes on that thing 24/7, the guys a damn adict! Hes worse then me! Think my story ends there? WRONG.

Fast forward a couple weeks later, im browsing the web, surfing for some good sites, when all of a sudden my father gets all wacko. I ask him whats up and he says quote "MY COMPUTER GOT HACKED" so I go check it out, and it turns out he DID get his computer a newfangled virus, which disallowed him to get past the start-up screen a displayed a "LOLOLOLOL" message. I called the company and they told me that we have to send it too them so they can fix it. All well and done, right? No. Dads such an addict hes now cutting into MY computer time (As in 14/16 hours im awake, leaving me 2 hours of gaming time) and I -want- to play on the damn computer? And tips to get his fat ass off the computer?


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Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


i'm sure he'll get tired of it eventually. Or you could bring home a sexy hooker.


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Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


break his leg, that'll show him. Either that or wait for his laptop to get back

Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


Give him the idea to take you on some sort of camping trip and make it so he has lots of fun and forgets all about the internets or something.

Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


Disconnect it from the internet before he gets on. Tell him it's broken.

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At 6/13/10 04:01 AM, pie4me6 wrote: Disconnect it from the internet before he gets on. Tell him it's broken.

thats actually a pretty good idea, seeing as he isnt very computer savvy

Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


hide all the food in the house. he will, every once in awhile, go check the fridge and/or cabinets for snacks. if there isnt any then he wont care and just go back on the computer. so wait for him to die. thats my plan. kill your father. thank me later.


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Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


Kill, baby, kill!


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Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


At 6/13/10 04:30 AM, 5FootLobster wrote: hide all the food in the house. he will, every once in awhile, go check the fridge and/or cabinets for snacks. if there isnt any then he wont care and just go back on the computer. so wait for him to die. thats my plan. kill your father. thank me later.

or maybe hell just leave for more food, and then u lock the fucker outside! then hell just sit in front of the door howling

Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


Just put a password on your computer. It isn't hard in any way.


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Response to My father is a computer adict. Jun 13, 2010


I am a computer addict as well so I feel for you.But the sad part is im like your dad.I am on the computer probably 12 hours a day.My schedule got so messed up im like one of those meth addicts cause i party at night on newgrounds and during day I sleep.I probably go to bed at 6 AM and wake up at 4 PM.And for your dad try getting him in to a new fab like a wii or a bicycle


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