Fatkidwitajetpak
did the first half and I did the second. He then went over all of it and edited it. We are both submitting this one. HUGE THANKS.
F-Bot's Enjoyable Adventure
One faithful day not so long ago
A man walked here, there, and fro'
Dreaming of blowjobs, sex, and tits
He needed his pleasure, he wanted his fix
He looked for a sign an adult superstore
Hed even purchase a fat Chinese Whore
But to his bad luck, he had no avail
Hed much rather spend the bad day in hell
Just then he saw from across the grey street
He saw something bitter, sour yet sweet
A small cute blue house covered with dust
With a mailbox labeled "Ms. Robust"
He thought to himself, Ms sounds nice!
She must be single, sexy and vice!
The frown on his face turned into a smile
As he went on this path, happy and mild
He stepped upon, the old wooden porch
And knocked on the door, next to a torch
He looked up as the torch caught on fire
A trap door caused him to fall on a pile
A pile of bones, blood, and death
He screamed as darkness consumed his breath
He looked for a sign, a simple way out
But all he could find was a pile of trout
Red eyes glowed from within the cave
A beast of horror began to crave
The trout lying, beneath the man
Luckily he noticed and began to scram
He saw a light and headed near
Before being slapped upon the rear
The hand was smooth a lot like a kettle
And realized the palm was made out of metal
He turned around and expressed a smile
"I haven't had Robot Sex for a while"
She just laughed and rejected the offer
Turned around, and started to hover
She peered at him with her sparkling eyes
And began to say in one loud cry
MY NAME IS F-BOT, THIS IS MY LAIR
MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT YOU SHOULD PREPARE
PREPARE TO RUN, MY DEAREST LASS
CAUSE IM GOING TO SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS
She pointed around to the beast behind
It stood high in the air and changed its disguise
It wasnt a beast of nature owned
But a thick blue hunk of metal chrome
It grinded its gears and started to click
As it pulled out several long metal dicks
The man jumped up, and scattered around
There was no where to turn, he started to frown
He grasped against, a rusty lock
As the robot approached him with spinning cocks
He squeezed the lock as hard as he could
Releasing the bolt as it fell to the wood
He pushed open the door and ran up some stairs
Looking for exits, starting to snare
Finally, after minutes of running
He spotted a door, covered in honey
He pushed it open as he heard "LUBE!!!!"
For behind him, the robot stood
It dipped its rods inside of the cream
All the man could do was start to scream
It was a dead end, covered in clover
So the man gave up and began to bend over
That Poor Guy
