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The Angry Video Game Nerd

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The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-11 23:33:33


The Angry Video Game Nerd is a guy who reviews games that suck. Not new games, games from like, the 1980's and 1990's. He even did an episode on the world's shittiest video game; Superman 64. Check him out at. <a>http://www.cinemassacre.com<a>

His episodes are F&$king hysterical (Well, at least most of them are).

The Angry Video Game Nerd

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-11 23:42:31


At 5/11/10 11:40 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You think no one has heard of him before?

Hell, I only heard of him from the VG forum about a year or two ago. I'm sure there's at least one other person who hasn't, either.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 00:38:08


At 5/11/10 11:40 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You think no one has heard of him before?

No, but some people haven't. The world must know of the AVGN!

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 01:58:38


At 5/12/10 01:50 AM, PrinceFlea wrote:
At 5/12/10 12:38 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 5/11/10 11:40 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You think no one has heard of him before?
No, but some people haven't. The world must know of the AVGN!
He's not that obscure , Personally I prefer the Movie reviewing equivalent to him NostalGia critic

Nostalgia critic is good, but AVGN does a lot of miscellaneous reviews and subseries, too.
His Board James series can't be beat. :D

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 02:46:13


Nostalgia critic is good, but AVGN does a lot of miscellaneous reviews and subseries, too.
His Board James series can't be beat. :D

I hear that. Did you see the new Mr. Bucket episode of Board James? That was pretty dang funny. I wounder when he will review the 52nd game in Action 52.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 05:43:40


At 5/11/10 11:40 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You think no one has heard of him before?

I've never heard of him before.

Also, Zero Punctuation is the best, why look for others?


I end threads.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 06:33:04


I've never found the guy to be funny at all.

I just think he's loud and annoying.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 06:52:12


I don't watch this guys videos all that often, but I do find them quite amusing. I just watched his review of Little Red Hood, a game that I've never heard of before and it was pretty funny.

I wish I had his game collection though. It looks huge.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 07:34:07


At 5/12/10 01:50 AM, PrinceFlea wrote:
At 5/12/10 12:38 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 5/11/10 11:40 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: You think no one has heard of him before?
No, but some people haven't. The world must know of the AVGN!
He's not that obscure , Personally I prefer the Movie reviewing equivalent to him NostalGia critic

Nostalgia critic is good except for the fact that he has to make some shitty gimmicky joke in every episode, and have those douchebags who post videos on his website do cameos.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 09:32:22


At 5/12/10 06:33 AM, Aigis wrote: I've never found the guy to be funny at all.

I just think he's loud and annoying.

This is why I only stick to the nostalgia critic no matter how many crossovers they have.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 14:09:13


I like the humor in his reviews, but he just sucks at games, that's why they seem hard. I loved and destroyed many of the games (when I was a child) he says are near impossible. He's kinda funny, but mostly a chump. Hahahaha!!

~T.R.E~

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 15:38:08


Yeah he's hilarious. I also love his additional works such as his annual "Monster Madness" around Halloween, his Board James series, the "You Know What's Bullshit" series, and he has a few movies that I've seen that are really good. Overall, I think he's pretty cool and funny, and I check his site daily for new videos and updates.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 16:34:24


i watched all his episodes

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 22:20:11


I've been watching him for at least 2 years.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 22:25:01


At 5/12/10 10:01 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: He's an idiot. All of his reviews are just "HERP DERP THIS GAME = SHIT FUCK LOL GET IT I COMBINED 2 WORDS"

You've just described every video game ranter ever.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-12 22:47:17


At 5/12/10 03:38 PM, Livin-Legend wrote: Yeah he's hilarious. I also love his additional works such as his annual "Monster Madness" around Halloween, his Board James series, the "You Know What's Bullshit" series, and he has a few movies that I've seen that are really good. Overall, I think he's pretty cool and funny, and I check his site daily for new videos and updates.

Yeah, the AVGN (aka James Rolfe) reviews films, without the satire included with his AVGN reviews. He's very articulate with films, which is what he's more interested in (even made quite a few of his own)--it's just that the AVGN was well-received in the beginning, so he stuck with making it a series. Personally, I think his film reviews are more entertaining.


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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 01:04:13


At 5/12/10 02:46 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
Nostalgia critic is good, but AVGN does a lot of miscellaneous reviews and subseries, too.
His Board James series can't be beat. :D
I hear that. Did you see the new Mr. Bucket episode of Board James? That was pretty dang funny. I wounder when he will review the 52nd game in Action 52.

Yeah, the Mr. Bucket episode was legitimately terrifying, but that one Dungeons and Dragons type boardgame he reviewed is my favorite.
And fuck yes, that was the worst cliffhanger in web video history. And not in a good way, either.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 02:39:04


At 5/13/10 01:33 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: No, I described every bad video gamer ranter ever, the good ones will give logic and reasoning why a game is bad, but AVGN just sucks at games and instead calls them a, and I quote, SHITLOAD OF FUCK.

It's also a satirical series. You're not supposed to take them as legitimate reviews of games, they're comedy sketches.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 13:01:57


At 5/13/10 02:39 AM, Samen wrote:
At 5/13/10 01:33 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: No, I described every bad video gamer ranter ever, the good ones will give logic and reasoning why a game is bad, but AVGN just sucks at games and instead calls them a, and I quote, SHITLOAD OF FUCK.
It's also a satirical series. You're not supposed to take them as legitimate reviews of games, they're comedy sketches.

Exactly. but you can't really know what he means until you actually play the games he reviews. like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES. Aside from being one of his funniest reviews ever, it's also the most true. It's hard to jump, you can't get to the top of any ladders unless you use Donatello because all the enemies are blocking it, and the underwater level is worlds most cheating level ever.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 19:21:28


Lookie here, someone made a game of James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dj0wns/d eadly-danger-dungeon?ref=search&sid=5590 01210.1150388660..1

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 21:19:11


It too bad he doesn't make any Starfox Revues. I love that game so much!


Youtube => Flying Hands!!

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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 21:25:15


It too bad he doesn't make any Starfox Revues. I love that game so much!


Youtube => Flying Hands!!

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Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-13 22:35:16


At 5/13/10 09:25 PM, ZaDoo wrote: It too bad he doesn't make any Starfox Revues. I love that game so much!

He does reviews on games that suck. Star Fox was great.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-14 14:11:12


At 5/13/10 07:21 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Lookie here, someone made a game of James Rolfe's Deadly Danger Dungeon.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/dj0wns/d eadly-danger-dungeon?ref=search&sid=5590 01210.1150388660..1

Man, I still can't beat this dang game.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-14 14:26:44


At 5/13/10 10:35 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 5/13/10 09:25 PM, ZaDoo wrote: It too bad he doesn't make any Starfox Revues. I love that game so much!
He does reviews on games that suck. Star Fox was great.

Not really. He actually reviewed a fair amount of good games like Castlevania, Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden etc.

The AVGN is overrated and needs to gets his mouth cleaned with soap

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-14 15:40:51


At 5/13/10 01:33 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: No, I described every bad video gamer ranter ever, the good ones will give logic and reasoning why a game is bad, but AVGN just sucks at games and instead calls them a, and I quote, SHITLOAD OF FUCK.

He's probably intentionally bad at games, mostly to really bring out game design flaws. Exaggeration as a humoristic device, works really well, but also as a communications tool to convey a lasting impression.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-14 16:19:41


At 5/14/10 03:40 PM, Preternatural wrote:
At 5/13/10 01:33 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: No, I described every bad video gamer ranter ever, the good ones will give logic and reasoning why a game is bad, but AVGN just sucks at games and instead calls them a, and I quote, SHITLOAD OF FUCK.
He's probably intentionally bad at games, mostly to really bring out game design flaws. Exaggeration as a humoristic device, works really well, but also as a communications tool to convey a lasting impression.

He's not bad at games at all.. He got to the last boss in Ninja gaiden, and beat games such as the Wizard of Oz and Bart vs the world and all kinds of other shittily programmed frustrating games that most people would not be able to finish.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-14 19:45:37


He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diorrea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road kill skunk and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry nintendo nerd.
He's the angry atari, sega nerd.
He's the angry video game nerd.

Fucking nerd is awesome!
If you haven't watched any of his vids, then do yourself a favour and watch one now!

The Angry Video Game Nerd


GO WEEGEE! :)

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-15 00:48:42


At 5/14/10 02:26 PM, rustycan wrote:
At 5/13/10 10:35 PM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 5/13/10 09:25 PM, ZaDoo wrote: It too bad he doesn't make any Starfox Revues. I love that game so much!
He does reviews on games that suck. Star Fox was great.
Not really. He actually reviewed a fair amount of good games like Castlevania, Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden etc.

Well, I can agree with him that Castlevania II: Simon's Quest was a really shitty game. I bought it on the virtual console before even seeing the video. Damn I wish i saw the video first and saved the $5. He didn't say BattleToads was a bad game, he just said it was hard as fuck, same with Ninja Gaiden.

Response to The Angry Video Game Nerd 2010-05-15 02:11:53


At 5/13/10 02:39 AM, Samen wrote: It's also a satirical series. You're not supposed to take them as legitimate reviews of games, they're comedy sketches.

He may be "angry", but simply spewing profanity is hardly humor.
Just look at Dane Cook.


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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