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Illuminati Crap

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Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:30:46


In case you haven't heard of it: CLICK

To be honest, I find this theory ridiculous. Of course, some rich guys are controlling the world (no doubt), but when these conspiracy-freaks start mixing satanism and all that shit into it, I just can't take it seriously.

Why would they even be satanists? And what does it matter? Think about it, what would a crazy satanist be able to do to me that a crazy rich guy can't? It's just dumb.

Apparently, these freaks also think that by reversing songs, they're able to find secret messages about satan. Example

So, what's your opinion on this? You believe in the Illuminati or what?

Discuss!

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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:33:35


Simply an easy scapegoat for those who have no real understanding of economics, politics, and history.
The bourgeoise just love those who blame everything on the illuminati, the Jews, etc..


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:34:24


SszzzThankz Youz zzzSatan


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:35:17


At 2/19/10 04:32 PM, ProMotionProductions wrote: Freemasons. They only want you to think they're satanists. They really only worship money.

Exacly, we're living in a capitalist world, money's their satan.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:35:52


Read Angels and Demons if you don't know who the Illuminati are.


At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:

: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo

: bad sign?

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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:44:50


Shhh! the new world order will hear us!
they'll send their alien friends from planet X!!!1
Who are in on the secret that the world is actually flat!
The aliens will kill us in alliance with the sasquatches!
The alien race found by the Nazis inside the hollow ear.. oh wait.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:45:03


At 2/19/10 04:35 PM, SadisticAI wrote: Read Angels and Demons if you don't know who the Illuminati are.

You talking to me?:P


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 16:48:37


The Jews are Satanists.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:09:27


Triangles, creepy shit. Also, DeusEx ftw.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:13:03


Everyone knows the stonecutters are the true men in charge.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:14:54


I believe they are indeed real, but the masses have the wrong idea about them.
Read 1984


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:17:49


Yeah, all they care about is money - even if they did worship the devil, I couldn't give a shit..

does the devil even exist?

Watch how I contribute NOTHING to EVERY thread I post in!

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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:18:11


At 2/19/10 05:14 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: I believe they are indeed real, but the masses have the wrong idea about them.
Read 1984

You believe all that satanist shit?


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:20:11


Ah, what smart people we have in this great country of ours.

Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:20:43


Whymust youbold every other word you type?

Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 17:28:33


At 2/19/10 05:20 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: Whymust youbold every other word you type?

I was trying to make some paticular words stand out, but seems like it's only confusing you. I'm sorry.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 18:12:44


At 2/19/10 05:18 PM, Skrupsakken wrote:
At 2/19/10 05:14 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: I believe they are indeed real, but the masses have the wrong idea about them.
Read 1984
You believe all that satanist shit?

Once again, when i meant "the masses have the wrong idea about them" i meant including that whole satanist crap.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 18:25:23


At 2/19/10 06:12 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Once again, when i meant "the masses have the wrong idea about them" i meant including that whole satanist crap.

Oh OK. Then I agree with you.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 18:32:28


At 2/19/10 06:29 PM, Thunderghost wrote: You better agree ho,
Or satan will get you.
YES WE CAN

Haha:D I am satan.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 18:58:24


its a bunch of conspiracy bullshit the Illuminati doesn't exist. its all a bunch of shit from paranoid douchebags like Alex Jones.

Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:03:09


At 2/19/10 06:56 PM, Heinrich wrote: Let them live in their basement wearing their tinfoil hats trying to prove that George Bush was responsible for 9/11 online.

Don't want to start a discussion here, but I do in fact believe that 9/11 was a inside job.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:11:42


^^ yeah george bush did it our first retarded president. your just another one of the many idiots who believe in that bullshit.

how unpatriotic.

Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:31:10


At 2/19/10 07:11 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: ^^ yeah george bush did it our first retarded president. your just another one of the many idiots who believe in that bullshit.

how unpatriotic.

You honestly believe that the president have any real influence? Their all dolls. Simple as that.

Cut that patriotic bs man. Yeah, I'm no patriot.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:33:22


ah yes,

the NWO.

they're always up to no good!

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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:44:27


Every single celebrity to ever exist is part of the Illuminati.


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Response to Illuminati Crap 2010-02-19 19:54:01


At 2/19/10 07:31 PM, Skrupsakken wrote:
At 2/19/10 07:11 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: ^^ yeah george bush did it our first retarded president. your just another one of the many idiots who believe in that bullshit.

how unpatriotic.
You honestly believe that the president have any real influence? Their all dolls. Simple as that.

no that was sarcasm to the 9/11 truth movement.

Cut that patriotic bs man. Yeah, I'm no patriot.

of course not none of the 9/11 truthers are patriots take alex jones for example.