in this here thread, you can rename household items to fit their discription, just with a different name.
condom: anti child divice
soap: cleaning stuff
cards: entertainment for when the power goes out
bannanna: nature's penis
and so on. please post.
Okay, I will do one. ...
This isn't gonna turn out good.
Microwave: Food maker for the wife-less.
computer: Personal porn machine.
Twilight DVD: Complete fail.
Coffee: Artificial sleep.
Duck tape, AAA battery, Large banana, And one potato: Perfect Mugiver kit.
Biohasard, Staying neutral since 2009!
What is a untinsil?
Is that anything like a utensil?
Probably not....
Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Sig by Her
DVD Player: Gateway to the closest you'll ever get to women.
Computer: Your Life
Xbox (Live): The one way flaunt the one thing you sometimes are good at
Basement: Technically your house.
Not exactly utensils, but you'll find them in a house...
Keepin' Calm and Chiving On
*clickable siggy*
Computer: Devil Machine
Condom: AntiVirus software for babies.
Spork: Spoon-Fork
Vaseline: Jerkin' Sauce
Laptop: Girlfriend
thanks to Exige2009 for the first sig, and PabMo for the current one, Sorry Exige, this one is just more of what I am looking for.
Whats the matter girls?
nice ones.
toilet: for the dog when you forget to give him water
kitchen: your wife's room
Newgrounds: Epic lulz
thank's for posting on my first thread back guys.
Subwoofer: Girlfriend free blowjob
Girl friend : wallet and *somtimes* dick sucker
thats it... im not feeling creative tonight,
Spoon: Deutschland
Fork: andere Deutschland
Knife: Hauptdeutschland
Drank: andere Hauptdeutschland
Table: Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
übertable: andere Wir mussen die juden ausrotten
