You've got a little while before I post the update, so good luck with your rivalry. I have to leave for the dentist in a few minutes. He's going to give me two fillings :(

At 7/9/12 06:18 AM, Dean wrote: He's going to give me two fillings :(

When I was a child my dentist would give me fillings all the time. He was a pedophile.

At 7/9/12 07:57 AM, iMini wrote: When I was a child my dentist would give me fillings all the time. He was a pedophile.

Well, my dentist likes me so much that he invited me back for another filling on Friday :D

The right side of my mouth is paralysed. If I smile (I don't smile much) it doesn't move. I'm listening to The Misfits and I cant even whistle along to the tune because the right side of my mouth won't go into the whistling position.

At 7/9/12 09:59 AM, Tramps wrote: We're all just puppets.

I think you've been smoking some herbal Jamie, I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

At 7/9/12 10:21 AM, Tramps wrote: OH YEAH

Erm... yea... that's totally photoshopped or something man!

Nah, since nobody noticed the original update and Kieran is working hard to boost his gamerscore I thought I'd give you guys a couple of hours more than usual. I'll update the leaderboard after I've had my tea and that's your limit.

Although I don't know if I'm meant to be eating with a new filling. How long do these things take to fully set? Why was none of this explained to me while or after he violated my mouth?

At 7/9/12 10:27 AM, Dean wrote: Although I don't know if I'm meant to be eating with a new filling. How long do these things take to fully set?

I think it's only like 2 hours.

Why was none of this explained to me while or after he violated my mouth?

Because he is incompetent.

At 7/9/12 10:27 AM, Dean wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:21 AM, Tramps wrote: OH YEAH

Erm... yea... that's totally photoshopped or something man!

Nah, since nobody noticed the original update and Kieran is working hard to boost his gamerscore I thought I'd give you guys a couple of hours more than usual. I'll update the leaderboard after I've had my tea and that's your limit.

Although I don't know if I'm meant to be eating with a new filling. How long do these things take to fully set? Why was none of this explained to me while or after he violated my mouth?

Just eat on the other side of your mouth, it'll be weird, but it's the only way. Also, drink with a straw, you'll likely dribble on yourself like a fool (although, if I think of a scot drinking Guiness or whatever I just imagine him dribbling all over their self) if it's still numb, but not as much as drinking normally.

I was totally gonna return Max Payne and Sonic today, but I've been sneezing all day and my nose has been running, and I generall dont feel 100%. So I decided not to walk the 100M to the post box an just play BF3, and boop people with my huey.

At 7/9/12 10:46 AM, iMini wrote: Also, drink with a straw, you'll likely dribble on yourself like a fool (although, if I think of a scot drinking Guiness or whatever I just imagine him dribbling all over their self) if it's still numb, but not as much as drinking normally.

lol. Funny thing is when he gave me stuff to rinse out my mouth, I tried to drink it and it all just fell out over the floor. He never noticed though. I said nothing.

Also, your messy drinker assumption is pretty accurate. Here's what happens when I buy a tray of straight Jager at Wetherspoons. Some twat knocks 3 shots over my white top. Link Good thing they don't give you much Jager per shot or I'd have been drenched.

At 7/9/12 10:57 AM, Dean wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:46 AM, iMini wrote: Also, drink with a straw, you'll likely dribble on yourself like a fool (although, if I think of a scot drinking Guiness or whatever I just imagine him dribbling all over their self) if it's still numb, but not as much as drinking normally.

lol. Funny thing is when he gave me stuff to rinse out my mouth, I tried to drink it and it all just fell out over the floor. He never noticed though. I said nothing.

Yeah, I alwas turned down the pink drink because you can't rinse your mouth of with it when your lips wont close. WHY DO YOU OFFER ME THIS DRINK!? Do all dentists have a retard fetish and get off on you dribbling down your shirt?

Also, your messy drinker assumption is pretty accurate. Here's what happens when I buy a tray of straight Jager at Wetherspoons. Some twat knocks 3 shots over my white top. Link Good thing they don't give you much Jager per shot or I'd have been drenched.

Did he pay for the shots or what? I'd be pissed in that kind of situation.

"HAGGIS. Stormtroopers of Doom" WAT

At 7/9/12 12:06 PM, iMini wrote: Did he pay for the shots or what? I'd be pissed in that kind of situation.

I got mildly mad at him and he offered me some of whatever it was that he had. I settled with that. He did try to buy me more Jager later on but the guy wouldn't serve us any more by that point.

"HAGGIS. Stormtroopers of Doom" WAT

Haggis = a band from Norway
Storm Troopers of Hate = one of their albums.
We have come to rape and pillage, drink your beer and burn your village = lyrics from a song.

That t-shirt so nearly got me into a fight. Some drunk guy kept telling me it was racist and wouldn't leave me alone. He was smaller than me and kept getting right in my face. I'm pretty tolerant with people, but that guy was a complete prick. In the end some big guys came over, grabbed him and threw him out.

Also Kieran, my dinner wont be far away and the update is getting posted after that, so chop chop.

At 7/9/12 12:16 PM, Dean wrote: Also Kieran, my dinner wont be far away and the update is getting posted after that, so chop chop.

I'm all ready. My anus is puckered up in anticipation.

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So just as I leave a comment on Facebook you post the update? I feel like I'm a mind-manipulator.

At 7/9/12 01:03 PM, Tramps wrote: Worst update ever.

Does it burn?

ty Dean ur a treasure

At 7/9/12 01:03 PM, Tramps wrote: Worst update ever.

He tried so hard, and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
He had to rise to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how you tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far

He kept everything inside
And even though He tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when

He tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
He had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

At 7/9/12 01:00 PM, Dean wrote: #5 - Malachi117 - malachi117 +390

Awwwwwwwwhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaa.

Why does everyone suck so much at getting achievements.

I'M IN THE TOP FIVE BITCHES

At 7/9/12 01:53 PM, Tramps wrote: I vote for phrozonfire to be removed from the leaderboard for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

And for posting gay lyrics even though they are surprisingly accurate.

I don't think you guys understand how hard it is to bring up twins. Yes I may have a big house and yes I may have a lot of money and yes I'm happily married to a loving husband that helps with the babies just as much as I do, but it's still so hard.

I can't wait until they grow up and move out, though I'll probably be dead by then.

Why are there no achievements on PC Sims

FUCKING FINALLY! After months of never finding it, I got ahold of WWE All Stars. Then on payday I plan to rent the Amazing Spiderman game, Shattered Dimensions, Web of Shadows, and possibly Edge of Time again.

Gamerscore incoming.

MACHO GOD DAMN MAN RANDY FUCKING SAVAGE

At 7/9/12 03:24 PM, Makeshift wrote: Why does everyone suck so much at getting achievements.

Because I can't be arsed to buy new instruments for RB3, Max Payne 3 is an annoying grindfest with a shitty and extremely laggy multiplayer mode, and I've played too much MW3 for my own good lately :(

At 7/9/12 07:35 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 7/9/12 07:22 PM, malachi117 wrote: Then on payday I plan to rent the Amazing Spiderman game, Shattered Dimensions, Web of Shadows, and possibly Edge of Time again.

How can you handle so much spiderman? Especially when not all that spiderman is good?

I love Spiderman. I here the Amazing Spiderman game is supposedly good, I hear good things about Web of Shadows, and I really liked Edge of Time so I think I'll enjoy Shattered Dimensions.

Got the final 200 G in Lost Planet to max it out after starting this game back in 2007. Especially proud of this completion, those last two achievements are a bitch.

At 7/9/12 07:55 PM, malachi117 wrote: I really liked Edge of Time

But... but... hooooooooow?

At 7/9/12 05:53 PM, Snuff wrote: And for posting gay lyrics even though they are surprisingly accurate.

But they just fit so well. And I still kinda like a few linkin park songs (I know, sue me)

I haven't bothered to complete Blazing Angels, Open Season, and Surf's Up so I have some Leeway if Jamie starts any shit again.

At 7/10/12 03:02 AM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 7/9/12 05:53 PM, Snuff wrote: And for posting gay lyrics even though they are surprisingly accurate.

But they just fit so well. And I still kinda like a few linkin park songs (I know, sue me)

Looks like I need a lawyer then.

At 7/10/12 03:45 AM, Snuff wrote:

At 7/10/12 03:02 AM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 7/9/12 05:53 PM, Snuff wrote: And for posting gay lyrics even though they are surprisingly accurate.

But they just fit so well. And I still kinda like a few linkin park songs (I know, sue me)

Looks like I need a lawyer then.

(those are all linkin park songs other than the ones that obviously aren't linkin park songs)

At 7/10/12 03:45 AM, Snuff wrote: Looks like I need a lawyer then.

Eh, I only like Meteora/Hybrid Theory & a select few songs from Living Things.

Devil May Cry HD collection is only £20

I realised that I don't even like a lot of the songs I used to love.

It's also hard to listen to them once you realise how all their lyrics are just "you, me, myself, yourself, I, we" etc. etc. over and over.

LoveFilm have had my next games on 'Awaiting Dispatch' for over 24 hours now, I swear they only usually stay there for 2 hours absolute maximum. Oh well, I wont mind if I get Spec Ops The Line.

Fuck yes LoveFilm are sending me Spec Ops and Prototype 2.

Should be a good week for gaming, no work after Wednesday so I'm gonna have a lot of time to playyyy

I've gotten retardedly back into stuff on my PC, like Killing Floor again. If I get any gamerscore, it'll probably be through games for windows live or something.