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boner while making out

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boner while making out Jul 30, 2009


wtf i am suppose to do to avoid getting a boner while making out, and wtf i am suppose to do if i get a boner while making out?

boner while making out


It's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass..... and I'm all outta ass.

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Nothing, it is natural to feel aroused.


"Great power comes with chains..."

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If you get a boner whilst making out, you're doing it right.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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At 7/30/09 09:16 PM, tehconcept wrote: wtf i am suppose to do to avoid getting a boner while making out, and wtf i am suppose to do if i get a boner while making out?

Chop your cock off


METALLICA BITCH

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At 7/30/09 09:18 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: If you get a boner whilst making out, you're doing it right.

Its technically a win i guess.


I love life but life has a boyfriend.

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Well one time the girl sat on my lab, felt it...and well...you know the rest.

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Yope no know yope only have one girl friend previously his name was jordan

he good kisser yope have many good memories of norway

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Anchor your cock to your thigh with Gorilla Tape.


I dont even.

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Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.


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Best. Animation. Ever. (NSFW/FL?)

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At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, Akkryls wrote: Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.

no sir, that is hot.


Bringing back old shit.

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At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, Akkryls wrote: Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.

It sounds painful, really.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, Akkryls wrote: Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.
no sir, that is hot.

Not when its your friend....

Yeah... Luckily enough it was at a party, therefore we could fob it off as drunkeness...


Being inconsiderate about Michael Jackson since 25/05/09

Best. Animation. Ever. (NSFW/FL?)

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At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, Akkryls wrote: Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.

Have you ever had a girl you've never met fall hard on top of your boner as you're laying next to your girlfriend. Yeah, that fucking hurts. I literally stuck my dick in a 19 yearold's ass who fell backwards while fighting with her little brother, and my knee-jerk reaction to explain what was hard in my pants, I yelled "OW MY KEYS!"

But getting a boner is fine when making out.


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move ur hand down her pants and start fingering her
then fuck her
the only thing u can do really

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The best course of action is to whip your cock out.


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It's anticipation of fucking the girl after she's done playing with your mouth with her tounge.

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WTF is with the picture you posted. That isn't the actual comic and it isn't related to the thread at all.

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You should start having sex once you get a boner while making out, you do not avoid getting a boner, you fool.

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it's natural. just don't let it touch her.

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Getting a boner while making out is a serious medical condition. We must amputate.


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Well, they say that when you make out, you are actually releasing some sort of pharamones (sp?) that make you and your partner or whoever more intune with one another, thus getting you horny and wanting one another. I don't know the exact terminology, my girlfriend told me about it from Cosmo. I guess that explains why making out always leads to more :P

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Congrats, you're not gay


The guy below me is gay

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Congratulations, you are a heterosexual.

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Two opions
1) Chop cock off
2) Let it ride


Possible side effects of kittens include: Sneezing, Tiny scratches and erectile dysfunction. **the more you know**

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I want a girl too reply to this thread.

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At 7/30/09 09:57 PM, mloloya1 wrote: Congratulations, you are a heterosexual.
At 7/30/09 09:50 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Congrats, you're not gay

I don't believe he ever said he was making out with a girl.


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Getting a hard-on while making out is a good thing, Steve! What are you, gay?


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Shit, just actually looked at the picture and that was fucking hallarious!

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What's so bad about it? >.>


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