*walks in whistling

Links to pedo at my old school

*walks out whistling*

3 kids killed themselves and I was about to before my mom found my suicide note.

At 7/10/09 11:53 AM, evan210 wrote: The school's grading system said that I failed lunch.

Haha I remember that thread.

Someone beat the shit out of one of the assistant principals because he was pushing a dude up against a locker and shit so another kid just ran up and punched him in the face lol.

At 7/10/09 12:22 PM, Xinimater wrote: At least nothing was permanent, except the stupid song's stuck in my freakin' head now.
That song makes me want to commit murder. >.>

You're not the only one. *twitch*

Well, let me think on it. In 8th grade two girls on a bus called in a bomb threat, they were definitely bright considering they did it with their own cellphones so they could be traced back to them.

In 9th grade the teacher wouldn't let someone go use the bathroom so he went to a bookshelf and pissed all over it. That really sucked because I had that class.

I think at the high school when I was in 8th grade; it may have been about a week after all of these kids from Louisiana came to our school because of Hurricane Katrina, but in one day there were 3 fights, 2 drug busts, and one of the assistant principals found the sex room behind the gym bleachers.

And when I was a sophomore, there was one fight where one Hispanic guy football punted another guys head. I remember that because he was in a coma for about a week.

Some fat kid got bad and through a chair so my principal sat on him to restrain him.

At 7/20/09 03:52 PM, Makeshift wrote: Some fat kid got bad and through a chair so my principal sat on him to restrain him.

I don't want to look like a retard, so what I meant was;

Some fat kid got MAD and THREW a chair. So my principal sat on him to restrain him.

I hate no edits!!!

I saw some guy getting his face stamped on in the school courtyard once. If it hadn't rained afterwards the blood would have been there a week later

At 7/10/09 11:32 AM, PulpFree wrote: What's the craziest thing that has ever happened?

Pretty much everything is this thread plus more.

Science teacher killed himself.

At my old school there were a couple fights, but we had far less fights than any other school in the district, so we were a "calm" school.

Probably what sticks out the most was during local "Kindness Week" a fight broke out just after lunch. Right as it ended, my friend, harryjarry, shouted out something like "Hey its kindness week, you shouldn't be fighting" Then it ended and everyone left with a chuckle.

One time, my teacher let us watch Friends in Religious Education! That shit was off the hook.

But I guess that wasn't really that exciting. The school gym burned down because some people burned a sofa inside it in the middle of the school holidays. Cue a 2 year renovation of the gym whilst we all get changed in porta-cabins.

as the senior prank, some students at my high school drove their dirt bikes through the first floor next to the main office. awesome.

My friend's gun fell out of his garage, and so I picked it up. While in class, I was putting my books away, some bitch saw it, ratted, hoped she would get money(didn't though, lol) and I got expelled. Damn bitches.

At 7/20/09 06:00 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: My friend's gun fell out of his garage, and so I picked it up. While in class, I was putting my books away, some bitch saw it, ratted, hoped she would get money(didn't though, lol) and I got expelled. Damn bitches.

FORGOT TO MENTION THIS WAS AN AIRSOFT GUN!

not all caps, lol

As an end of year prank all the graduating year came in with paint-ball guns and balaclavas and shot everyone. Also they threw eggs and flour. It was badass. :3
Police were called and much trouble ensued.

At 7/10/09 11:53 AM, evan210 wrote: The school's grading system said that I failed lunch.

thats what you get for choosing chocolate milk and pizza everyday for lunch, boi

At my middle school: A teached jumped on a student trying to stop a fight. Boring
At my High school: We had a race riot over spilt milk. A teacher was arrested for having sex with a student. Fights over hair. A teacher KO a student for a race comment. 2 people tied up aa knife point a secrity guard and locked her in the bathroom. They set the school on fire 3 times. Blah
I gonna miss my school

eveyone was at a field trip except the people who were in trouble and me (because i didnt want to go to a stupid art museum) and they were acting up and the teacher got really mad and yelled "sit down and shut the fuck up!"
oh, and at my school before that, when we were rehearsing for some choir concert thing (required class) the teacher (who had a stroke once and is crippled on her left side, which made it funnier) got really mad and picked up her music stand and like chucked it halfway across the gym.
ah, good times.

one of the teachers at my school got fired for having pot in his/her desk..

another of my teacher dated and married his former yearbook president.. i had his class..

Someone through sisors! (yays I can't spell!) anyways long story short a kids in hospital...wtf

Humm, there's this bipolar chick in my year who is pretty much the life of the fucked up party at my school.

In Year 7 she brought a bag of weed into the school to show off apparantly, got suspended for a week. A couple months later she got her finger impaled in a sewing machine related accident.

In year 8 she wrote a suicide note and the note was apparantly found by a teacher and she was given therapy.
Again in year 8 a guy gently pushed her against a wall for trying to hug him, she fake cried and then screamed like a whale, and proceded to run off to the Head Mistress and complained about harassment, claiming that she was "Brutally assaulted". They then went to check the security tapes that we apparantly had no idea that they had up, and they told her she was full of shit.

She hasn't done anything this year though.

At 7/10/09 11:54 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I almost was stabbed by a homo kid I used to bully on my primary school

the bastar brought a blind edge knive to stab me, they took the knive away from him while he was at the cafeteria long before he could have a chance to do it, I still kept making jokes about him

LuLz worth

Wow, you're an asshole.
Maybe next time they won't stop him in time?

And the best thing at my school is when a kid took his pants off, stuffed a waterbottle into his underwear, and tied his pants to one of the lights 40 feet up on the ceiling of the cafeteria.

To this day no-one knows how he managed to get up there to do that.

My highschool principal was a Catholic Priest and guess what? A child molester. According to the newspapers among his many exploits he used to give kids drugs, pee on them, and smell their socks. I'm not trying to win the game or anything, I shit you not. Type Father Charles Newman into Google if you don't believe me.

At 7/10/09 11:32 AM, PulpFree wrote: What's the craziest thing that has ever happened?

My old Gym teacher from back in Middle School got busted for having a bunch of gay Swedish child porn. LOL SILLY GYM TEACHER

Thats stupid.
Unless he was passing it out to kids or showing it to them.
it shouln't matter if he has porn.

I was classified as a violent kid because I had interest in the military, I almost failed math because my teacher hated my political views, and I got ISS for asking someone, politely to leave me alone, and because he was black I was labeled a racist and got 2 days of ISS, called a criminal and a dirty scum sucker by a staff member for not making honer roll, almost got ISS for coming to school 2 minutes early, and had people target me throw stuff at me, and yell at me because I'm white.

I really am not to fond of my last school, I jumped for joy when I moved.

Back when i was at school, some kid stabbed another kid in the stomach with a knife and ran off.
He was tried as a juvenile and got no jailtime, only community service, now he walks the streets of this humble town striking fear and anguish into the hearts of all the impressionalbe towns-folk, thinking he beat the system...

Time to go Dexter on his ass.

At 7/10/09 11:42 AM, Wasim wrote: Someone came late.. at class!

OMG! That's so... so terrible! How dare he/she?

Ok, on the last day of school, we had a sub in reading class. It was a nice day out, so the windows were open. As soon as the teacher walked out of the room, my friend jumped out the window and ran to the gym. Later, in gym class I walked out the gym doors, ditched gym class and bought a Kit-Kat bar at the Walgreens up the street. I made it back like 5 minutes before the bell rang, lol.