Between Bear Grylls and Survivor Man. I just gotta know. The whole "bear vs. Survivorman" is a common topic for debate among my inner circle of minions. What do you think?
"IM SORRY SIR I HAVE FAILED TO CAGE THE MONKS PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
~luigipwnsmario
bear gryllis was in the army n shit right? he'd probably win
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Bear would probably skin him alive.
and then he'd eat him
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At 3/8/09 10:09 PM, lukenhiumur wrote: bear gryllis was in the army n shit right? he'd probably win
see i thought that too, but then i realized that survivorman walks with full pack + all his camera gear, and all that shit. So he's gotta be pretty dang fit. bear has a crew do all his camera stuff...yknow? But yeah the special forces deal is a strong argument...
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~luigipwnsmario
If BEar has special forces training then he would win. even if he has his camer crew do the filming. it's not all about strength, it's also about wit and agility. Lets say Les has the punch equal to a jackhammer, but Bear has the speed of an agile cat, bear could just run circles around Les until he got tired then finish him off.
Bringing back old shit.
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Bear gets helecoptered in, does some filming and gets helecoptered back in again. I reckon if survivorman just stayed out of bear's way for a few days, he'd win because bear would be suffering from sever malnutrition and dehydration.
At 3/8/09 10:09 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: Chuck Norris.
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Old memes can't fight.
What the
At 3/8/09 10:25 PM, Kanped wrote: Bear gets helecoptered in, does some filming and gets helecoptered back in again. I reckon if survivorman just stayed out of bear's way for a few days, he'd win because bear would be suffering from sever malnutrition and dehydration.
Yeah, bear usually does always seem to be in serious pain whenever he is filming. he's never comfortable and hardly ever in a good spot. Survivor man makes comfy beds and plays a harmonica...cuz he's frickin ready for anything... 0.o
"IM SORRY SIR I HAVE FAILED TO CAGE THE MONKS PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
~luigipwnsmario
Well, I figure while Bear is busy searching through animal crap for food, Les will make a trident out of wood and spear him to death.
But nah, Bear would probably win, Special Forces and all that shit.
Flying out so no one sees, i force you on your knees, give pain unto thee, torture is a sacrifice to me, I maketh you worhip me. - Gospel of the Netmaster
Bear Grylls. British Special Forces, three-step survival method, has shown us almost every environment imaginable. Certain scenarios aren't by accident, but the show is very realistic overall.
Bear Gyllis is more fake than the survivorman. So the survivor man wins.
I think the real question is... who would win a fight between Randy Savage and Fred Savage?
I'm thinking the Kid from the Hatchet book is going to get em both while they're sleeping with his axe.
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At 3/8/09 10:27 PM, omgdeletedmeow69 wrote:At 3/8/09 10:09 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: Chuck Norris.Old memes can't fight.
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Lex Luthor: WROOOONGGGG!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris is NEVER too old for awesomeness.
Problem, NG?
Les would take his fake ass down like that *snap noise*
Bear sucks... he has a crew with him... and there's that whole thing about how they might intervene and what not... where as survivorman is ON HIS OWN... S.M FTW
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At 3/9/09 01:44 AM, shadowkirby123 wrote:At 3/8/09 10:27 PM, omgdeletedmeow69 wrote:Lex Luthor: WROOOONGGGG!!!!!!!At 3/8/09 10:09 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: Chuck Norris.Old memes can't fight.
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Chuck Norris is NEVER too old for awesomeness.
That is, until he's dead and buried. Even Chuck ain't comin back from six feet under. And no, anyone who says otherwise, you're stupid and hopeful and sarcastic wishing gets you nowhere.
"IM SORRY SIR I HAVE FAILED TO CAGE THE MONKS PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
~luigipwnsmario
At 3/8/09 10:09 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: Chuck Norris.
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chuck would come whit his huge guns and blow them back to hell
Bear Grylles (or however you spell it.)
He'd K0 Survivorman any day.
He was in like the British Army or whatever. Like, the best part of it.
And he does way cooler things than survivorman.
Survivorman's a bitch!
That's what she said.
At 3/9/09 04:38 PM, Ryane926 wrote: Bear Grylles (or however you spell it.)
He'd K0 Survivorman any day.
He was in like the British Army or whatever. Like, the best part of it.
And he does way cooler things than survivorman.
Survivorman's a bitch!
Lol survivorman would probably fair a hell of a lot better against bear than you would. Besides, let's see you turn a plane wreck into a shelter and survive in the wilderness.
"IM SORRY SIR I HAVE FAILED TO CAGE THE MONKS PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
~luigipwnsmario
Oh hi guys, don't mind me, I'm just surviving way better than all of you.
Bear Grylls would win, because his camera crew would beat Les into submission as soon as it looked like Bear was in a dangerous survival situation. Stroud's crew would find Les clinging to life at the end of his week in the wilderness, somehow he still survived the brutal beating inflicted upon him by the plurality of Man vs. Wild. The footage would be broadcast on Survivorman months later, after Les finished producing the music, researching all the interesting tidbits he might not have already researched to know off-hand during his narration of the fight, and voiced it over with the new information.
Bear's team would be arrested, charged with assault and battery, and Bear would hire a new team to surround him at all times during his show.
Fuck Bear Grylls.
I think Bear would just die from drinking his own piss.
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