I have been practicing drawing a lot, but still pretty much suck.
So here is the new fun "short" animation I wanted to make, but I don't care.. Go ahead and take it if you think it is funny.
"Newgrounds Commercial" (15-20 seconds long, maybe less):
*There is a crazy hobo sitting against a wall with posters of NG characters everywhere (Angry Faic, Bitey, Tankme(a)n. Posters are torn and old.)*
Crazy hobo: Hrm.. Da da... Hrm... Haha.. Oh! Bitey, base r us.. Hrm, hrm, hrm.. Blam.. Must blam.. Burgock!
*Note: the ... is just sensless ramblings in-between other senseless ramblings*
*Next camera view*
*Two guys walking down the side-walk with the bum coming into view in front, still sitting.*
*1 guy to the right in a long, big, white hoody. The hood is up. 1 guy to the left In a t-shirt, visible boxers*
*Next camera view*
*Side view with hoody closest*
*The bum, bum-rushes the two guys from the front, grabbing the one on the right with the hoody by the arm.*
Crazy hobo: BLAH BLU BLHA HAHA! HAve you my base? Have is you! Have is you?
*Next camera view*
*View looking at the back of the hobo and the front of the two guys**Hoody on the left now*
*Quick zoom to t-shirt guy on the right*
T-shirt guy: Don't worry, he's just crazy.
*Same zoom, speed left to hoody guy with disgusted look on his face*
*Next camera view*
*The RIGHT-ARM of the hooded man, palm facing in.*
*Hooded man pulls an assassins creed and a small blade pops out from his sleeves, camera catches the last inch or so of the blade*
*Camera follows the arm backwards (elbow bends) and up as he prepares to strike*
*As he is about to thrust forward, another arm from behind him grabs him*
*Next camera view*
*A new man walking by, face at FIRST in the shade, head looking down.*
New man: Wait a minute!
*Face now in the light, head looking up*
New man: He's not crazy! He's just the average newgrounds member!
*Yelling whilst pointing a finger towards the off-screen hobo*
*Next scene*
*Newgrounds logo drops onto a black background and breaks it as if it were hitting concrete.*
Announcer: Newgrounds.com!
1-2 second pause
Announcer: It'll f**k you up!
*Bleep out fuck*
5-6 seconds later
*Camera view*
*Extreme close-up on unclean eye-ball of crazy hobo*
Crazy hobo *whispers*: Cooooooock joooooooke.
This would be a lot damn better if I could just do the flash myself... Idk..
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