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13 year old kid becomes a dad.

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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:22:46


At 2/13/09 01:19 PM, Luis wrote:
I say he needs a new sibling. Maybe he should fuck someone new tho.. that chick is so ugly, she obviously was trying to get any dick she could.

LOL

Who knows? I say either way they both fucked themselves over, no pun intended of course.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:27:03


At 2/13/09 01:24 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
At 2/12/09 10:22 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Three cheers for the virility of Britain's underclass.
thats what happens when you have unprotected sex at a young age, and since he cant get a job, how is he going to pay for the baby expenses?

his parents allowance?

After a good beatdown his parents will probably come to accept reality and take him and his baby in. It'll probably be kinda akward first set of weeks i imagine.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:27:14


At 2/13/09 01:24 PM, JKMonkey wrote:
thats what happens when you have unprotected sex at a young age, and since he cant get a job, how is he going to pay for the baby expenses?

Well since he's famous now he could always go on youtube, get himself lots of views, and partner up. Just saying.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:27:14


At 2/13/09 01:24 PM, JKMonkey wrote: thats what happens when you have unprotected sex at a young age, and since he cant get a job, how is he going to pay for the baby expenses?

his parents allowance?

It's clearly going to be in the hands of the grandparents. It's a shame to think you are done with children then to have to raise another one.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:35:20


That's just sick. The little dick (no pun) get meat checked ever day. "I want children!" That's why you wait till you're older and can support a child. I mean, I want children, but I know enough to control my urges. Also, that skank should get her tubes tied.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:38:46


At 2/13/09 12:48 AM, homor wrote:
At 2/13/09 12:39 AM, KemCab wrote: How do you know if I'm rich or not?
does your kitchen have all its walls?

do any of your windows have cardborad on them because they're broken?

yeah, fuck you and all your money.

if this constitutes rich i must be a hotel heiress
brb, making sex tape~


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 13:46:57


wait when what how where wait WTF?
also did i say where?

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 14:40:54


At 2/12/09 10:22 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Three cheers for the virility of Britain's underclass.

Dude, he looks 8. That kid cannot be 13.

Anyways, that picture bothers the living shit out of me. I've been cringed out to the max. That woman is SCARY.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 14:44:10


man british people are ugly

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 14:46:04


At 2/13/09 02:19 PM, Victory wrote: This case doesn't even shock me, that's how commonplace this sort of behaviour is in my country.

same here. i've lost track of how many of my friends got pregnant and dropped out of high school.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 14:48:21


The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby.

"I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10."

Good, all three of them can starve to death.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 14:52:27


He looks 8, not 13.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:04:12


At 2/13/09 11:19 AM, yhar wrote: I'm not reading that, but I saw sex education mentioned. This has fuck all to do with it

Well if you had read it (it was only ~500 words) or even skimmed it you would have noticed the first paragraph (/chunk of text) was focusing on the parents of these kids, the second paragraph was merely my thoughts on things that could be improved in sexual education and what is wrong with it right now (read: a lot of things). I believe the parents are the root of the problem, but I agree that educating kids about these things properly will help.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:08:13


My God....

This IS a new low for teenage pregnancies..

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:08:22


...

My little brother goes to the same school as that kid. He always said he acted pretty 'funny' and then this happens. This raises questions of what sex ed they are teaching at Willingdon.

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:13:06


OH WOW LOOK AT ME I CARE SO MUCH..

oh, wait a second..

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:17:31


this is sick. i mean ewwww jezz who would want that that how can he even get her preg

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:22:34


"The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby. "

Seriously i just burst out laughing at this part, Britain has the worst teen pregnancy in europe as far as i know. You would think something would have been done by now though(Hell our sex ed is retarded)

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:35:10


Isn't it classed as rape if that boy had sex with an underage girl?

Either way his girlfriend looks like his mother.

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:36:59


Holy shit, the girl is a fucking BEAST


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:42:36


I read this in The Sun this morning. That kid is the most badass kid in Britain.

They should've kept it till tomorrow.

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:45:36


At 2/13/09 02:19 PM, Victory wrote: The UK is full of fucking chav morons who have two or three kids before they turn sixteen, and we seem to be pretty infamous in the rest of Europe for it.

From my experience living in London, most girls at the age of about 15 think that having a baby with a random guy and then getting rid of the guy is the way forward.

And who can blame them?

They basically get to leave school, give up work, get a house and get a weekly or monthly salary for their efforts. The government is entirely to blame for it.

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 15:53:52


"I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10."

REALLY???

What a little dumbshit...

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 16:01:32


At least it wasn't one of those teacher relationships.


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 16:12:46


She really should have gotten an abortion.

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 16:32:09


so a 13 year old who looks 8 years old has the power to jizz?

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 16:39:42


lol the smaller kids looks like

" omfg... what have a done... /hide " lol

Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 16:44:59


At 2/12/09 10:22 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Three cheers for the virility of Britain's underclass.

he looks like he's 8


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 17:05:42


teenage pregnancy..
something not worth a 7 page thread, I mean seriously, go talk about how your broke your arm masturbating or somthing, this is pointless..


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Response to 13 year old kid becomes a dad. 2009-02-13 17:06:14


If that's real, the kid is a fucking midget. He's 4 feet tall.


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