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20 Inch penis

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20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:29:56


Don't you just love it when guys say they have a 20 Inch penis or something like that. I was thinking about this not long ago and a 20 Inch penis seems like a really bad idea I mean carrying something like that around would most likely screw with your life and how the hell would you have sex?

So many guys say that they want a 15-20 Inch but I say no you don't. I mean what are girls are really gonna want a 15-20 Inch dick inside of them?

I have always been happy with my size but I would never want a huge dick anyway.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:36:41


the largest human penis ever recorded was 14 inches when erect. but even penises 10-12 inches are incredibly rare. Most Men's penises are half that size. But it's irrelevant. Because a tongue could do things a penis could never dream of.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:37:30


I agree. I never saw the reason why a guy would want a freakishly long penis. I mean, you want to pleasure a woman, not kill her.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:40:10


At 2/5/09 03:36 AM, ArtistJ wrote: Because a tongue could do things a penis could never dream of.

Yeah I missed out on that part.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:40:51


At 2/5/09 03:37 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I agree. I never saw the reason why a guy would want a freakishly long penis. I mean, you want to pleasure a woman, not kill her.

And it does happen, a while back someone died from having sex with a guy whose penis was too big, he pierced her is someway, and she had internal bleeding and died

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:41:20


At 2/5/09 03:36 AM, ArtistJ wrote: the largest human penis ever recorded was 14 inches when erect. but even penises 10-12 inches are incredibly rare. Most Men's penises are half that size. But it's irrelevant. Because a tongue could do things a penis could never dream of.

Absolutely incorrect, the worlds longest recorded human penis is 22 inches long. And I have seen an even bigger Dick than that anway, but I'm not sure how tall George W Bush is.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:44:40


At 2/5/09 03:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Absolutely incorrect, the worlds longest recorded human penis is 22 inches long. And I have seen an even bigger Dick than that anway, but I'm not sure how tall George W Bush is.

And thus the thread is won by.......

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:45:02


At 2/5/09 03:40 AM, FoAngel wrote:
At 2/5/09 03:37 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I agree. I never saw the reason why a guy would want a freakishly long penis. I mean, you want to pleasure a woman, not kill her.
And it does happen, a while back someone died from having sex with a guy whose penis was too big, he pierced her is someway, and she had internal bleeding and died

Oh shit... and thats just another reason why you don't want a huge dick.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 03:46:57


the biggest dick ever is 6 feet and 3 inc... oh shit some one beat me to the punch...


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 04:03:40


Huge penis kinda suck, as you said, you need to carry it around, but it
would be really funny if a guy with a huge penis would carry his dick
on his back, that would be totally fucked up.

LOL

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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 05:54:12


You'd dunk it in the toilet every time you sat down to take a shit. Still sound appealing?


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 05:56:43


Remember kids, it's not how big it is, it's how big your wallet is.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 05:56:56


At 2/5/09 03:36 AM, ArtistJ wrote: the largest human penis ever recorded was 14 inches when erect. but even penises 10-12 inches are incredibly rare. Most Men's penises are half that size. But it's irrelevant. Because a tongue could do things a penis could never dream of.

This boy knows his penises.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:05:14


At 2/5/09 05:54 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: You'd dunk it in the toilet every time you sat down to take a shit. Still sound appealing?

LOL to true.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:09:31


If you want an extra three inches on your penis they have a surgery for that. I plan to get it one day. Ill go from six to eleven.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:13:11


At 2/5/09 06:09 AM, BlazingIce wrote: If you want an extra three inches on your penis they have a surgery for that. I plan to get it one day. Ill go from six to eleven.

Well I wish you luck because you know that shit can go terribly wrong.

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:21:15


This reminds me of a porn I watched before. I think it was from "monster cocks" or something.. Anyway, the guy had a penis that seems to be like 20 inches. When he ejaculated, it covered the girl's whole face. It was a real turn of to me to be honest.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:22:25


It's common fact that whenever someone mentions the size of their penis, you have to divide the length and subtract it by the original 'size'.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:29:02


20 inch schlongs are highly impractical anyway. You'd have to coil it to pull on your undies. And if you had a boner your trousers, undies and everything else in between would be ruined. i.e. ripped to shreds.

So hell no, 20inches is too long.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 06:39:59


20 inches? fuck that i'd be happy with 3 =(

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 07:01:13


what would happen if you happen to have a boner in class w/ that 20 inch?

Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 07:06:55


Well the g-spot's only about 3 inches in, so as long as you've got the length to get you there, you're set. I mean I only have a 2 inch dick, but I'll work it out.


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Response to 20 Inch penis 2009-02-05 07:13:51


At 2/5/09 07:01 AM, rewindmindE wrote: what would happen if you happen to have a boner in class w/ that 20 inch?

You'd have to walk to the bathroom with your head dragging against your knee. Man that would suck; it would hang way out past your boxers, and you'd probably have to deal with some major chaff. Ugh, you know what? I'm not gonna lie, when I woke up this morning I honestly didn't think to myself, "Hmm, I think I'll go talk about dicks with a bunch of guys I'll never meet."


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