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thieves burned alive in nigeria

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thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:01:05


Apparantly some people stole some penises :P and the punishment that they get is beging beaten and burned alive.

link to article

link to video

pain factor: 100/10

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:03:55


"The belief that men's private parts can magically be stolen by incantations or even a simple handshake is widespread across parts of western Africa."

Wow. Also, that video was pretty disturbing.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:04:41


I don't want to click those. I believe you I believe you!

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:05:53


That sure is a cOLD blooded thing to do.

I'm sure those missionaries were wishing they had some aloe leaFAGe to soothe those wounds.

I think they did it that way because they don't have the budGET to use cOFFee, which would be more disturbiNG.


True story...

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:07:13


That sucks. Africa is a pretty corrupted place.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:07:26


Holy shit man, it's been only a little more than two months since 9/11. I'm not yet ready for more tragedy.

But actually, that's common business around here. Without the penis factor, of course.


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:08:32


At 1/2/09 09:07 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: Holy shit man, it's been only a little more than two months since 9/11. I'm not yet ready for more tragedy.

But actually, that's common business around here. Without the penis factor, of course.

well yea, the world is a pretty fucked up place

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:10:59


thats some ruthless shit.


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:13:23


How can one, "steal a penis?"

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:14:32


A Newgrounder linking sick and disturbing videos on the forum again? Nothing new here.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:14:54


At 1/2/09 09:08 PM, Fora wrote:
At 1/2/09 09:07 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: Holy shit man, it's been only a little more than two months since 9/11. I'm not yet ready for more tragedy.

But actually, that's common business around here. Without the penis factor, of course.
well yea, the world is a pretty fucked up place

Yep. NG shows this because some people claim the most ridiculous things in their topics, such as things like they raped their dog and killed it (I have seen a topic about that on NG, it was pretty odd...).

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:17:55


Wow that must hurt a fuckload. Shit... You could see their fucking muscle.


|NG Is Dead|

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:22:04


Is it bad is I thought of this while watching the video?

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:23:34


At 1/2/09 09:13 PM, underandover wrote: How can one, "steal a penis?"

Apparently by shaking one's hand.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:24:40


At 1/2/09 09:14 PM, SmartNoob wrote: Yep. NG shows this because some people claim the most ridiculous things in their topics, such as things like they raped their dog and killed it (I have seen a topic about that on NG, it was pretty odd...).

Pretending? Who said anything pretending? This IS a fucked up world, ya know.

At 1/2/09 09:17 PM, Phantox wrote: You could see their fucking muscle.

You mean their penis?


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:31:43


The song "Cleansed by Fire" by Alice Cooper may fit here.
Makes you glad you don't live there. I'm at a loss for words here i don't beleive it. I can't beleive people over there beleive that shit about stealing them! And what are they gonna use them for? "Authentic" dildo's?

I think this sums it up:

thieves burned alive in nigeria


That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.

Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense.

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:36:54


I laughed at the video. In front of my mother.


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:45:06


At 1/2/09 09:07 PM, reacon341 wrote: That sucks. Africa is a pretty corrupted place.

Not all of it, just most of it.


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:46:22


Would someone watch it and tell me if i should. I remember watching those russian beheadings and regretting it.


RAWR.

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:48:39


At 1/2/09 09:46 PM, TheWolfe wrote: Would someone watch it and tell me if i should. I remember watching those russian beheadings and regretting it.

I haven't seen that one, but beleive me it's just as bad .


That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.

Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense.

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:55:07


At 1/2/09 09:46 PM, TheWolfe wrote: Would someone watch it and tell me if i should. I remember watching those russian beheadings and regretting it.

If you didn't like watching the Russian beheadings, you probably won't like this one either. It's not bloody, exactly, but there's plenty of writhing and burning. I was thinking about lying to you but I'm in a good mood.


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:56:05


u didn't like watching the Russian beheadings, you probably won't like this one either. It's not bloody, exactly, but there's plenty of writhing and burning. I was thinking about lying to you but I'm in a good mood.

Thanks? Im curious, but i dont want to hate myself after having nightmares.


RAWR.

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:56:10


At 1/2/09 09:07 PM, reacon341 wrote: That sucks. Africa is a pretty corrupted place.

What does corruption have to do with this? This is just mass hysteria.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 21:59:30


At 1/2/09 09:07 PM, reacon341 wrote: That sucks. Africa is a pretty corrupted place.

A shitload of countries have that kind of stuff.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 22:25:34


So much for a fair trial.


If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-02 22:27:03


Orgasmic


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-03 07:17:57


no, not really

Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-03 08:40:32


At 1/2/09 09:05 PM, arcansi wrote: That sure is a cOLD blooded thing to do.

I'm sure those missionaries were wishing they had some aloe leaFAGe to soothe those wounds.

I think they did it that way because they don't have the budGET to use cOFFee, which would be more disturbiNG.

I think this post has been overlooked, such genius must not go unnoticed!


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-03 08:46:39


somewhere in heaven, Abraham Lincoln is drinking heavily


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Response to thieves burned alive in nigeria 2009-01-03 08:51:33


That was horrific , why did i keep watching it ?