Seems very boring lately. I liked the '15 with the edgyness. I miss subliminalvirus. I do not miss the intense grammar nazies that argued about spelling and not on your point at all in '05 and other years. The topics were more fun, and the traffic. But I still think NG now is good in its own way, more calm.

At 11/8/17 11:43 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: Seems very boring lately. I liked the '15 with the edgyness. I miss subliminalvirus. I do not miss the intense grammar nazies that argued about spelling and not on your point at all in '05 and other years. The topics were more fun, and the traffic.

'05 was a good year. NewGrounds will never be that active and vibrate ever again. Changes with the rules, mods, and staff have really had a negative impact.

I forgot about this place!
Must be my alzheimers.

When do they bring our meds?

At 11/9/17 11:44 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I forgot about this place!
Must be my alzheimers.

When do they bring our meds?

You have to wait until a meal. They will sneak them in the pudding.

At 11/10/17 02:10 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 11/9/17 11:44 AM, SevenSeize wrote: When do they bring our meds?

You have to wait until a meal. They will sneak them in the pudding.

Herbert from the psychiatric ward told me that all those pills do is stop us from fighting each other. I haven't taken mine for over a month now and I feel fine.

...Why are you staring at me?!

At 11/10/17 09:53 AM, Decky wrote:

At 11/10/17 02:10 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

Herbert from the psychiatric ward told me that all those pills do is stop us from fighting each other. I haven't taken mine for over a month now and I feel fine.

...Why are you staring at me?!

Soooo what are you doing with your pills? Because I'll take em.

At 11/10/17 12:12 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
Soooo what are you doing with your pills? Because I'll take em.

I need my pills to put up with the annoying and unqualified staff.

Hi there, oldfags

What

i'll be 28 in february

these young kids with their fidget spinners and vapes... who's been fucking with my medicine

At 12/6/17 09:09 AM, Quisty wrote:
the page number of this club is my age, so I don't know if that is old, but once I hit my 40s I think I'll be toooo old.

You will be there before too long hahahaha. :)

~X~

so i would be like a really old lurker lol but i made music way back in the day for NG

Today I increased my monthly pension contribution.

I can feel the last ounce of youth rotting.

I must be getting old. Could of sworn that there was much more going on around here? Never trust the new pills.

At 2/23/18 01:33 PM, Decky wrote: Today I increased my monthly pension contribution.

I can feel the last ounce of youth rotting.

I actually did the same thing this week.

These new nurses keep typing on their phones. They need to put away the phones and get us more pills. Those lazy nurses.

If she's a sexy nurse it might be great for an old guy ya know haha j/k

New pills can make an old guy see things though

~X~

At 2/27/18 04:11 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: If she's a sexy nurse it might be great for an old guy ya know haha j/k

New pills can make an old guy see things though

~X~

That is a good point. I will knock something over, so she has to bend over in front of me.

At 2/27/18 07:40 PM, Quisty wrote:

At 2/27/18 05:29 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 2/27/18 04:11 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: If she's a sexy nurse it might be great for an old guy ya know haha j/k

~X~

That is a good point. I will knock something over, so she has to bend over in front of me.

Well..she might be bending you over and giving you an enema. You see...when youre old. You look forward to things like that when you see a nurse. A nurse is more of...omg what now for the oldies. Then again you might get a sexy sponge bath.

Most nurses are average looking and rude. It would be amazing to have a young and hot nurse. She could give me a sexy sponge bath anytime. :)

I'll take an enema anyday from a hot sexy blonde nurse or redhead my blood pressure may go up though among other things but he'll yeah whoo hoo. Lol

~X~

At 2/28/18 02:22 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I'll take an enema anyday from a hot sexy blonde nurse or redhead my blood pressure may go up though among other things but he'll yeah whoo hoo. Lol

~X~

Hot sexy nurses, plenty of pills, and pudding. What else could you ask for?

At 2/28/18 11:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Hot sexy nurses, plenty of pills, and pudding. What else could you ask for?

That does sound nice, but I am pretty good actually, still getting old.

~X~

At 4/9/18 08:08 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:

At 2/28/18 11:03 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Hot sexy nurses, plenty of pills, and pudding. What else could you ask for?

That does sound nice, but I am pretty good actually, still getting old.

~X~

Have you had any senior moments yet? Like when you walk in a room, and you forget why you did that?

I have had many senior moments over the years I need an assistant lol

~X~

At 4/11/18 02:03 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: I have had many senior moments over the years I need an assistant lol

~X~

I have never had one of them before, but you never know. It does seem like you do the same thing over and over most days.

At 1/2/09 02:10 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Put your slippers on, take your pills, and grumble about the youth of today, it's the NG Old People's Home!

Guidelines
1. You must be over two and a half years old to apply for membership to the NG Old Peoples Home.
2. You must hate the youth of today messing around on your lawn.
3. No chit-chat. Old people don't know the meaning of the word sociable.

So what do we actually do here?

We shuffle about, play dominoes, knit, and loudly discuss the good ol' days. If you can remember when the text search went down, when illWillPress complained about anti-foamy movies, if you can remember Livecorpse and altr, tanner and -knox-, maybe, just maybe, it's time to put your feet up and let your children financially support you as you urinate yourself to sleep.

So come here, be nostalgic, and escape the horror that is THE WORLD TODAY, IT JUST AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE, BAAAH.

you know what BBM you need to quiet down i can't hear my radio soaps
back in my day Strawberry Clock was funny and Madness ruled everything, pico was cool and tankmen were GOT DANG SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

At 4/26/18 10:41 AM, dooseyboy wrote:

At 1/2/09 02:10 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Put your slippers on, take your pills, and grumble about the youth of today, it's the NG Old People's Home!

you know what BBM you need to quiet down i can't hear my radio soaps
back in my day Strawberry Clock was funny and Madness ruled everything, pico was cool and tankmen were GOT DANG SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE

Welcome to the Old People's home. They give us pills after very meal, and we watch plenty of Matlock. Watch out for the orderlies, they might steal your pudding.

At 4/26/18 06:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Welcome to the Old People's home. They give us pills after very meal, and we watch plenty of Matlock. Watch out for the orderlies, they might steal your pudding.

I've started biting the orderlies.

I'm old. I can do that.

At 4/28/18 05:40 PM, Quisty wrote:

At 4/28/18 05:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/26/18 06:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Welcome to the Old People's home. They give us pills after very meal, and we watch plenty of Matlock. Watch out for the orderlies, they might steal your pudding.

I've started biting the orderlies.

I'm old. I can do that.

Id bite them too. They touched me. I dont like being touched

well the cute ones can touch me, but only them.

The only reason I'm in here is because at home I kept pushing my life alert button so the firemen would show up.

and that incident with my lawn boy.

It was hot! He needed lemonade!

At 4/28/18 05:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 4/26/18 06:41 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Welcome to the Old People's home. They give us pills after very meal, and we watch plenty of Matlock. Watch out for the orderlies, they might steal your pudding.

I've started biting the orderlies.
I'm old. I can do that.

Good idea. That will keep you safe from sticky fingers.

At 4/28/18 05:40 PM, Quisty wrote:

At 4/28/18 05:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
I've started biting the orderlies.

I'm old. I can do that.

Id bite them too. They touched me. I dont like being touched

Don't let them touch you. You don't know where their hands have been.