without taking a shit? I'm at about 9-10 days. After the third I *really* had to go but then I waited longer and now after the 5th I can't go! It won't come out. It's really hurting and rumbling :/
I'll take some laxatives and if I can't dunno i'll go to the doctor. Some is leaking out but not much.
At 12/9/08 04:08 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Enjoy your enema.
Those fuckers HURT.
LOL! what's an enema?
Ten days. That's far too long. Make sure you see that doctor ASAP.
At 12/9/08 04:08 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Enjoy your enema.
Haha. Enjoy.
Uh, isn't it, like, deadly if you don't take a shit for that long?
Meh.
I just tried really really hard and it all came shooting out along with my intestines. I flushed them. Oh well I doubt they're important.
:ololololololo
At 12/9/08 04:11 PM, KitsuneNoir wrote:At 12/9/08 04:08 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Enjoy your enema.LOL! what's an enema?
Those fuckers HURT.
Commercial ones used for contispation (like OP is driving himself into) is a bottle with probably 8OZ of liquid in it, and also has a very long and slender tip.
Basically, they shove it up your ass and eject water into your bowels.
And no, it is not fucking pleasant.
why dont you just poison yourself. it easier and quicker
At 12/9/08 04:13 PM, Derail1 wrote: I just tried really really hard and it all came shooting out along with my intestines. I flushed them. Oh well I doubt they're important.
ololololololo
You just may well be the least funny person on Newgrounds. That's hard to be seriously.
Major achievement!
At 12/9/08 04:16 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:At 12/9/08 04:13 PM, Derail1 wrote: I just tried really really hard and it all came shooting out along with my intestines. I flushed them. Oh well I doubt they're important.You just may well be the least funny person on Newgrounds. That's hard to be seriously.
ololololololo
Major achievement!
You're the biggest faggot!
MAJOR ACHIEVMENT!
Also lolol at achievments I love my xbox 360 fagfucker
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
I'm full of shit because I lied and also full of shit because i haven't shat in 10 shitting days you FUCK
See I might be stupid for not eating for 18 days, but THIS is REALLY stupid.
You will not benefit from this in any way, shape or form.
At 12/9/08 04:17 PM, Derail1 wrote:At 12/9/08 04:16 PM, Scuzzfest wrote:You're the biggest faggot!At 12/9/08 04:13 PM, Derail1 wrote: I just tried really really hard and it all came shooting out along with my intestines. I flushed them. Oh well I doubt they're important.You just may well be the least funny person on Newgrounds. That's hard to be seriously.
ololololololo
Major achievement!
MAJOR ACHIEVMENT!Also lolol at achievments I love my xbox 360 fagfucker
Achievements aren't just for 360 you moron.... Look in the dictionary, The definition doesn't just say "You did some shit on GTA, nice one".
And you're the biggest faggot? how old are you? Seriously? And again will you please fucking look at your post before you spew horrible grammar and spelling errors everywhere Jesus, It's like a dyslexic with parkinsons slappin' the keyboard.
To tell the truth I went about 2 and a half weeks way back in the day...
