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Response to: If you could sleep with a NGer... Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

At 5/17/09 05:05 PM, Gateau wrote: You, baby.

Took the words right out of my mouth.... Baby

Response to: I think I got raped... Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

dude, you cant get raped by a girl.. fact.. if you do, you a homo!.... enjoy it, and enjoy it again!

Response to: Should we kill people who retire? Posted May 17th, 2009 in Politics

At 5/13/09 09:31 PM, Esshole wrote:
You mean the people who labored day in and day out for about 30 years or more. Working hard as hell to feed their, pay bills and raise their children the best as they could so maybe, just maybe their children would surpass what they done.

Exactly!! they are doing such a good job why should they stop now!!?

Response to: The Most Pointless War Posted May 17th, 2009 in Politics

Probebly the fight your mum put up last night.. that was pretty pointless

Response to: is child support legitamite? Posted May 17th, 2009 in Politics

this can all be resolved by simply not leaving any identifying information

Response to: Holy Crap, I Can Animate! Posted May 17th, 2009 in Game Development

maybe your jesus

Response to: Pseudocode Fuck Fuck Fuck Posted May 17th, 2009 in Programming

yep, pseudocode can be any shit you want.. but anal markers want it to look like its code, very pointless.. just write it like your commenting but have key words as capitals.. like // SET var to whatever

bullshit baffles brains dude

Response to: Women Posted May 17th, 2009 in Programming

At 5/6/09 04:00 AM, CronoMan wrote: The far easiest approach is this

vodka.addSubstance(new Rohypnol());
woman.drink(vodka);
this.dragWomantTo(hotelroom);

although, you might have to catch the CriminalOffenceExeption from addSubstance, and possibly RapeInterruptedException

lmao!!

Response to: What was your first kiss like? Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

very wet.. it was with my dog..

..serious

Response to: Has Scrubs really ended? Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

Its true, were all just gonna have to accept it and find another way to live out a fake life.......

Response to: A true gamer... Posted October 9th, 2005 in General

At 10/9/05 07:58 PM, Masteronin wrote:
At 10/9/05 07:55 PM, Fumetsu316 wrote:

I just stared at the screen and said, "Well fuck..."

been there,, sometimes for horse

Response to: A true gamer... Posted October 9th, 2005 in General

would play san andreas regularly because the characters like to think that they are living out their life...

yes.. i am quite drunk..

i dont play sa that much because of that reason.... whatever it is...

i play it alot

Response to: God and Newgrounds Posted September 18th, 2005 in General

At 9/18/05 10:35 AM, LostSeraph wrote: here he is

God smites your lame attempt at shopping his almighty macintosh!

God and Newgrounds

Response to: 86' Internet? Posted September 5th, 2005 in Programming

At 9/5/05 01:00 PM, BurstFilms wrote: I hack my school's network now and again. Nothing huge, just stuff to keep the tech guys on their toes ;)

Yeah man!! I hack everything I even hacked my bank and got them to give me a blow job!.........

... get a life

Response to: Use GMail as a virtual hard drive! Posted August 6th, 2005 in Programming

At 8/5/05 10:36 PM, Inglor wrote: SO WHAT?

that's what I meant, the Gmail drive is to simulate an FTP account, all I'm saying is that getting a REAL ftp account is better and also free by many providers.

fair enough.. sorry, thought u meant a program called "real ftp"... i retract my statement

Response to: Use GMail as a virtual hard drive! Posted August 5th, 2005 in Programming

At 8/5/05 02:52 PM, Inglor wrote: or you could just get real ftp which works twice as fast, and doesn't crash.

but gmail doesnt offer ftp accounts..

do u read topics?

Response to: The "Bomb Mecca" thread theory. Posted July 23rd, 2005 in Politics

good idea, but i dont want to wait that long...

lets just bomb mecca now, its just full of terrorist (dirty arabs) anyway

Response to: Harry's Scar is a Huxcron!!! Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

Your all wrong.........

The scar is from the edge of the table when Voldemort bent him over and took him up the anus

Response to: I want you in the worst kind of way Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

At 7/23/05 06:16 PM, Tom_s00 wrote: Eh? are you drunk?

doesnt matter... he raises a damn good point.. i think standing up on a hammock is one of if not the worst kind of "way"

Response to: Have you ever tryed to kill someone Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

i almost killed your mother with a 24inch black rubber cock

Response to: And what if a student wins? Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

its fine because your not selling anything... newgrounds arnt buying the rights or anything phillip's (or whatever fake name u made up for yourself) movie... there just giving him money for making a good flash...

Response to: Evolution is a racist concept. Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

At 7/23/05 06:03 PM, supyohos123 wrote: What isn't a racist concept. Going to the bathroom is racist because you make brown. Or maybe even yellow.

Couldnt agree more.... I'm going to sue all toilet manufactures and make all toilets green (will it offend martians?) because i dont think its right brown shit should stain a white toilet...

Response to: Photo Shop Me!!! Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

heres my best attempt, but i didnt really change much

Response to: I have a confession to make. Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

I accidentally ran over a [minority group member] in my car while drunk and high on drugs...

Do i write posts on the internet about it?.. YES... Did i stop? YES... Did i then reverse over him to be sure he was dead... YES...

Response to: Evolution is a racist concept. Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

I think your a racist concept..

Response to: i threw my friend out the window... Posted July 23rd, 2005 in General

YOU A FUCKING LEGEND SON!!

he's a thief and he stole from you, that means he aint your friend.. and any criminal that aint your friend deserves a fucking beating!!

BRAVO!! wish we had more good citizens like you over here!

Get back as soon as you can with all the gory details of his injuries!!

PS: did you spray him with the super soaker while he was lying crippled on the floor?

Response to: The Official Confession Thread Posted July 22nd, 2005 in General

I dont go for girls even if they persue me to death for reasons unknown to me, well ok some i know but none of those reasons would involve homosexuality. i guess i fell in love with the perfect girl in high school and none other interest me...

No your just gay.

Response to: Games you play when you're at a... Posted July 22nd, 2005 in General

At 7/22/05 05:58 PM, Sheck wrote: Finding a random girl and raping her in a bathroom stall.

or if that fails, just whack off while thinking of raping a random girl in a bathroom stall.

Response to: If you met yourself... Posted July 22nd, 2005 in General

probebly smack him...