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NDN Diss

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ASTERISK, walks over to Profit and SMACKS HIS BITCH, ASTERISK

Oh cute, we're PLAYING PRETEND, it's almost like I'm EIGHT AGAIN... man, that's SAD AS SHIT

What kind of cringy ass flirting-on-MySpace-era sex CHAT IS THIS?

I'm not the TYPE TO THROW SHADE, but... You're TRYING TO ROLEPLAY in the wrong TAB YOU PRICK


Back in the first round, DIEZEL WAS SLIPPING, forgot the SCHEMES THAT YOU SCRIPTED and made it SEEM LIKE YOU DITCHED HIM

He had to announce to the LEAGUE YOU WERE STILL IN, HE HAD BEEN TRIPPING, we all were confused but HE WAS FORGIVEN

Remember how the verse you COMPLETED WAS HIDDEN, and everyone wanted to SEE WHAT YOU'D WRITTEN?

... Me neither! Nobody cares you COMPETE IN DIVISIONS, and nobody asked for a READ OR A LISTEN


I mean shit... You opened for Yonas for the Up All Night Tour when he WENT TO KILL IT ON THE BEAT

They promoted the event without MENTIONING YOU PROPERLY, the venue has a rule: ignoring NDN IS POLICY

Your crew's Unidentified Fly N***az, and you were unidentified on the flyer, n***a... That's a SELF-FULFILLING 'PROPHECY'

So if this prophet 'pulls a Mac' against me, that's imitating 'Will' when he lost and then SAID IT WAS A ROBBERY


That bitch got SALTY AND VENTED how 'FRAUD WAS DETECTED', and THOUGHT HE WOULD QUESTION what if his 'LOSS WAS PREVENTED'

But when I was done COCKING THE WESSON, I got a 'Bill' and all you got was 'Pennyless'... that's an AWFUL 'INVESTMENT'

That's why first round you needed an 'advance' by 'default', 'cause I GOT THAT 'WORK' and all you GOT WAS A 'PENSION'

You've 'inflated' your 'Profit margin', so to explain ALL THIS IN ESSENCE... You're underwater and Profit's GONE TO COLLECTIONS


Your aesthetic's so 'corny' it came from a HOT TOPIC, you ain't 'fucking with the kid' so quit acting like LOSTPROPHETS

I'm a diamond under pressure, that means I ROCK FLAWLESS - put the pressure on him, he'd collapse like a POP SOCKET

Everything that you DROP NOVICE, your couplets are NOT POLISHED, what's in your 'noodle' ain't worth shit - 'TOP RAMEN' THOUGHT PROCESS

If he brags about his 'cheese or dough', it's inside of a 'HOT POCKET'... 'Cause if he's really NDN (Indian) that would make him a 'NAAN' PROFIT


Pull your HEAD OUT YOUR ASS before I leave your CHEST WITH A GASH and you're DEAD IN THE BATH with your RUBBER DUCK

FORGET THAT YOU HAD an IRRELEVANT CLAN you were REPPING WITH 'SWAGGZ' before you FUCKED IT UP

Just try to GET THROUGH THE MATCH with your HEAD STILL ATTACHED, 'cause before he EVER ATTACKS with a SUCKER PUNCH

He'll be in 'Max Slumpz' with his 'Kizzy Lipz' swollen if he try to 'KNUCKLE UP'


The judges didn't get that? Well, the reason no one NOTICED IT IS CLEAR: NO ONE EVEN CARES or even KNOWS OF YOUR CAREER

Instead of me, try and redirect your FOCUS TO THE MIRROR, just a never-was that made some music NO ONE EVER HEARS

And who could understand you when the VOCALS NEVER CLEAR, with AutoTune and reverb sounding OVERENGINEERED

You use too many filters on your PHOTOS AND IT'S WEIRD, but it still can't hide the fact you need to GROW A BETTER BEARD


Both of those stem from the same issue, and the PROBLEM IS BASIC... when you edit yourself you cover ALL OF THE BASES

Every time you take a photo, you DOCTOR THE FACES, and when you record you can't AUDIOTAPE IT without MODIFICATIONS

Doesn't matter what PRODUCT YOU'RE MAKING, it ALL IS FALLACIOUS, battling instead of fixing himself 'cause he WANTS TO ERASE IT

So accept your voice REGARDLESS OF CADENCE, accept your image and TRY TO BE SHAMELESS. You only get one body; there's NOT A REPLACEMENT

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