WARNING:

You know what I heard about Maienrugy?
Marienugy likes spiders.

icky, wriggly, hairy, ugly spiders!
That's why i'm not friends with him.

One time, i came across him and he wanted to shake hands.
i tried not to let him touch me.

He likes spiders so his hands are probably gross.
Marienguy has a lot of friends.
He problaly talks about spiders.
What if his friends start to likes spiders too?

That's why i'm not friends with him.

It doesn't matter if he has other hobbies.
It doesn't matter if he keeps it private.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.

it's gross.
He's gross.

and i'm gonna tell everyone.