I thought this was ironic when I heard it in-game but this is completely and hilariously uncreative melody-wise and structurally broken. I'm struggling to find anything of value, it isn't really all that catchy either.

Eh. It’s okay, really nothing special. I mean, I guess I kind of was expecting something along the lines of Grainger’s In Dahomey - Cakewalk Smasher, but that’s my fault. The soundfont is a little off, and the melody seems like it came in too early and too late. The rhythm change at around 0:05 was weird, but kind of interesting. Overall, it’s not the catchiest; it’s quite cheesy, to be honest, but a great attempt at doing quite the feat: composing a great piano piece. :)

Sincerely (lol),
Calculati

P.S. I found you on the daily chat :p

(my uploads aren’t any better. the great ones are unpublished.)

That's rude, you got this stuck in my head

Epic

Watch as this gets stuck in my head. 🙃