Joe has a business. Police hate him.

As of uploading this, it's my birthday! Enjoy this parody of an As seen on TV advertisement, where Joe pitches his new business. Sales are booming! The death rate has never been higher as well, but that's not important.
When leaving a review, please don't just leave useless hate. Some constructive criticism would be very nice.
I have a Soundcloud, if you're into that kind of thing: https://soundcloud.com/curruff
Lastly, if you want to listen to that background music, I made that loop and you can find it here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/884760
That's all. Hope you enjoy!