*Flies off into the moon on his rusty bike*
You and your wingman E.T. are about to bust out of this military base to get fucked up at Craig's party tonight. Aside from the ludicrous variety of drugs and alcohol that will be present, Nicole and her friends may show up. Without your man E.T. by your side, it's a slim chance that you'll deflower any of them. The potential opportunity of getting your beak wet is one worth dodging artillery fire for.
*Flies off into the moon on his rusty bike*
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