...give or take

-Beat by SeriouzBeats-

-Lyrics/Vocals by Me-

What if yo mind exists… to remind you of shit you might forget?//
What if time exists as a way to organize life events?//
What if someone died every nanosecond?//
What if all the Tyrannosaurus Rexes was resurrected?//

What if I decided a week before my retirement //
To tell my boss “Fuck off Imma go and become a fire man"? //
…Then I go to become a fire man, //
And then I find out the muthafuckas ain’t hire'in //

…what if vicodin was a vitamin? //
And the human diet required a huge supply of it? //
What if Spider-Man was a violent man?/
What if I was fightin the muthafuckin Leviathan?//

I’m a product of my environment, //
And Michael Myers and of Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus
I would like to open up Miley Cyrus’ eyelids //
And perform an operation on Miley Cyrus- on Miley’s iris, //

What if I decided a life in prison is kinda bitchin? //
But not exactly the kinda bitchin that I envisioned, //
What if I lied to you so thatchu would confide in me then lie to me? //
…You the lyin’ queen I’m the Lion King //

What if America made a Banana President//
An’ President Banana proceeded to fix the deficit?//
…and then our President Banana split? //
How the American people going to handle it? //

What if we voted in Benjamin Harrison//
And re-elected him again as the next American president? //
Then he let us down and embarrassed us //
You can’t just go resurrectin' Benjamin Harrison//

Yo what if President Woodrow Wilson//
Joined the rowing team I bet he would row ill, son//
What if Michael Vick started liking pits an'…//
What if Michael Jordan was Scottie Pippen?//

What if you had to figure out a way to end a song//
Before it got monotonous and started draggin' on too long? //
Maybe fading it out's the way to go, //
Maybe... //