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Don't take this one too seriously, it's mostly for me to get back into my singing style I favor. ~Reece (vocals and guitar)
I went to her house for a Sunday dinner
Everything was going pretty good until I made out with her
Her dad got pretty pissed and unleashed all his rage
When he threatened to kill me and pulled out the 12 gauge
Her mom was flirting with me, like the whole time
Pretty sure she's 40, and that it's a crime
I sold her twin brother, a lot of marijuana
And stuck firecrackers up the ass of her dead iguana

Pretty sure her parents want me dead
Cuz all this food tastes like lead
Her dad escorted me to my car with a shovel
He thinks I'm nothing but trouble
But I'll show her parents, that we're perfect together

I'd do almost anything to show I loved her
So I kicked her dad's latter while he was cleaning the gutters
He landed pretty hard and is in a comatose
So now that he's a vegetable from his head to his toes
She said we can get high and play on Xbox
She even said she would steal her parents money
Her brother got wasted and her mom went to jail
She took her mom's money and didn't pay her bail
Afterwards she said she wanted me to score
It was the best date ever, and I hope that there are more
I hope that there are more
I hope that there are more
I hope that there are more

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5.00 / 5.00

Apr 19, 2019
8:33 PM EDT
File Info
5.2 MB
2 min 16 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.