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-mao- ' Thick Game' prod by etK

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Beat production by etK

Currently learning myself a new DAW so apologies in advance for the shitty mixing, it will improve eventually

I got my long johns on, my layer game is thick

2 pairs of socks on, I come Canadian equipped

Polite persuasion, but I’m spank banking this

there goes the invitation when you let that raison slip

There goes my concentration, I lost my focus

I can’t find inspiration, I forgot why I wrote this

Oh Ya! That lotus, it’s a stunner, super effective

Smells like vinegar fingers, the flavour is eclectic

Connected dots in this conspiracy theory

Look where you watch, and listen when you’re hearing

Learn to feel where you touch and smell what you taste

But don’t shit where you eat, recycle your waste

J. Michael in the place, Mao is in the setting

My style is strange and…. interesting

In development, are you interested in investing?

I need iodine, 9 lives, and an image that is menacing

Grrrrrrr, fuck that, I’m still the cool cat,

I rattatta, and “sprrrat” ,trap or boom bap

Meow, how am I doing that?

I get wild after a juice pack.

I’m the cartoon ripping away from the page

And I’m imitating life in an illustrated way

A different take on a hit of some powder shake

That’s my mission statement, it leaves a sour taste

Like Powerade with extra lime extract

I’m an honest pickle, a carbon copy of my dad

I pick a pimple till It rips so I have a scab

This participle, I’m spitting to relax

Chilling and I’m willing to bet I’m doing it adequate

Driven so I’m building, a metaphysical cabinet

Organizing thoughts, so I can shelf ideas

Now that I’ve felt these things, I can face my fears

Take it to the next level, crank up the bass,

On this fresh instrumental, bacon and eggs

Break it fast, I’m at my limit with this stank ass

I’m wasting digits, wishing for what Drake has

I’m Dennis Quaid in Dragon heart, with that spear throw

I’m Pikachu when Ash is attacked by a flock of Spearow

Talk like a weirdo, I think it’s normal,

I’m looking at mirror like it’s my personal portal

More bars in this cage, but this isn’t a prison

Forfeit your mortgage, build a tent to live in

Recycled tiki torches, and burning red hats

Add it the bonfire, watch the system collapse

stop these politicians from talking from their ass?

bottom bitches, keep eating from the top pimp’s hand

poor decisions, but the rich don’t live with the choices

survival of the richest, existence based off a coin flip

take your chances, roll the dice

write the passage, get it notarized

Master your craft, so you’re immortalized

make sure to cash in on the merchandise

turn the blind eye, ignorance is beautiful

ignore Bill Nye, but science is reputable

Euthanize the anti vaxxers, just let it happen

Over dose on pharmaceuticals, lose the passion

To live, this life, it isn’t, nice.

The lizards lie, since ancient times

Crucify false idols and fake prophets

Sacrifice the environment to make more profit

God bless capitalism!!

This little piggy went to the market,

Kept really busy with credit in his pocket

That little piggy flexed beyond his fat wallet

Now he’s stressed, he won’t pass the audit

But this little piggy got strapped

That little piggy had a blast

Now he’s making bacon strips and bits

He can’t resist baby back Barbecue ribs

Don’t get bored by details or designs

These are deep fried spring tails from cannibal swine

Trying to metabolize this is fool hardy

So, It’s cannonball time for this pool party

I’m still in long underwear, underneath this onesie

When I’m up in the air, fumbling something clumsy

I’m jumping like Busby, let momentum go

Uh Oh! I pulled the controller out of the Nintendo

Let’s go.

It ain’t game over yet,

Blah blah blah, till I gain respect

Yadda yadda yadda, just press reset

could’ve, woulda, should’ve,at the next event

Now we never ever ever, know what to represent

So all I c do ithick game and pretend to be intelligent

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4.36 / 5.00

Apr 2, 2019
8:00 PM EDT
File Info
9.6 MB
4 min 13 sec

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