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Spider Knives

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Lyrics by Me
Beat by TeddyGram

Indoctrinated as a vicious assassin //
And y'all been- missin in action since the incident happened//
Addicted to rappin committed to the kickin of asses //
Oblivious bastids is swimmin in a pit of molasses //

And now I'm...
Grippin yo cash and stickin' it in a basket //
Then givin it back on account of insignificant assets //
I'd sift through yo ashes and piss in it and giggle and laugh at it' //
'But a maggot has a tendency to live in a casket//

I'm gifted and active...

Yo ass is a sweaty ol' fat bitch //
I'm the best I'm attractive you a mess fulla sadness//
Matter fact, you an ass-grappalin testicle maverick/
Errybody you rap with well they question yo actions//

I'm aggressively bat shit, you hilarious-ass kids //
Some detestable ass itch on my testicle-ass bitches//
I'm Teq I'm the mezmerizin', amazin', astonishin'//
I'm the last of the Black Dragon Assassination Conglomerate //

Don't believe it son I been done givin a fuck, kid//
I'm elite and son you a dumb silly ass fuck head//
I'm a lot smarter than 5th graders//
Ya'll some pop tarts and you dick flavor//

I'd rather kick it with a spliff and some booze //
And listen to rhythm and blues than have to kick it witchu//
You claim you way dope n' say that you stay woke? You scum buckets
... I was gonna say a gay joke - BUTT FUCK IT //

I'm that dude who will come smack you //
In the nuts, laugh, haul fuckin' ass fuck you //
I'll steal yo wheels in front of you while you sittin there //
And leave the rest a' the Lamborghini just sittin there //

I got mo clips than you do, //
I got mo clips than YouTube //
I'm betta than each and every one of you reptilians,//
I'm better than freakin everyone by a septillion//

I'm even better than Freddie Vedder- he Eddie brutha//
I'm even better than Eddie Krueger'he Freddy Brutha//
I'm even better than Eddie Mercury- Freddie brutha//
I'm even better than Freddie Murphy- he Eddie brutha//

Man I'm even better than Larry Caray, he Harry Brutha //
I'm better than Ted and Harry, they Ben and Jerry bruthas //
Yo I'm so fuckin' bizarre- BRRRR!//
Yo I'm George Washington Car-vrrrrr!//

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Eminem be like:

(I like it btw)

Constantly in awe of your ability to flip rhymes and write serious lyrics that also border on utter ridiculousness.

Teqneek responds:

Thanks man. Tbh I was seriously unhappy with the actual recording of this one. No clue what it is, but for some reason the track I just put out (the one currently frontpaged, "Grim Reaper", which is also way better than this imo and basically I wish you'd check that one out and let me know what you think...) sounds waaaay better-produced overall than this... but I used the same mic, daw, settings etc. as in this song. But it's such a huge quality difference. I hope I can keep it like that. Actually holy shit, in this rambling I'm doing it just occured to me that like 2 weeks ago my daughter was kinda messing with my mic and when I was trying to get the knobs back in their proper positions I recall not being sure if I got the "mic mode" (or whatever that is) knob back in the right position. BUT... What if it was in the wrong position ALL ALONG??? And NOWWW it's finally in the RIGHT position? Holy shit James...

Anyway thanks dude, good to hear from you

Yo this is lit! I like the whole beginning of the song. and the last 8 is slick, I even like how you rounded it out kinda silly after doggin on silly. It really is straight not given a fuck! HAhahha, this is kinds southern rap rock style. I liked all the jokes, fun track!

Teqneek responds:

Thanks for the review man; been a ghost town over here so it's definitely nice to check my page and see something like this.

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Vocals

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Score
5.00 / 5.00

Uploaded
May 29, 2018
1:25 PM EDT
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5.3 MB
2 min 20 sec

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