This is the strangest story I have ever heard
Take a seat grab a drink and listen to my word
I am a sick man
I am a spiteful man
I am about to tell you have it all began

I use to dream about becoming an astronaut
but now I dream about the time before the alarm goes off

I fight to end the sleep but dream to end the war
I thought I was winning but no one’s keeping score
It was the right number
It was the wrong time
It rang rang rang in the dead of night
It’s times like these I”m glad I lost my mind

You know you feel it when the sun comes up
that getting out of bed just ain’t so rough

You know you feel it when your eyes get unstuck
that getting out of bed just ain’t so rough