Net Neutrality
Instrumental Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTYcY7af7Vg
Lyrics by Quinnehtukqut McLamore:
You're a mean one, Ajit Pai
You really are a shill
You're as tacky as a stage mom
Chugging THC-laced pom,
Ajit Pai
You're a smug-faced liar who
Sold us all to Telecoms!

You're a jackass,
Ajit Pai
Your giant mug's a joke
Your brain is full of dollars
You've got scamming in your soul,
Ajit Pai,
I wouldn't touch you despite your
Complete disregard for the polls!

You're a vile one,
Ajit Pai,
You have con men in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a METHHEAD CROCODILE, Ajit Paaaaaaaaaaaai
And if I had to appoint either of you,
I'd take the METHHEAD CROCODILE (R-Florida)