I was inspired after listening the song "I Ate My Dog Out" by AnalogByNature (www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/775911). The song itself wasn't the inspiration, but the process they used to create it. They ask people on 4Chan to submit anything they want into a song.

So I tried something like that with the bros at HDC. Except I forgot to say it was for a song :)

Thanks to the following for providing my the stimulus to bar out.
Liberal Shimmering- liberalshimmering.newgrounds.com/
Vinstigator- vinstigator.newgrounds.com/
Sound Breaker-@hyrule-3
T.R.E.- @itsthetre
TeqNeek- teqneek.bandcamp.com/album/brain-storm
Gasmasq- @gasmasq
KlazikNadi- klaziknadi.newgrounds.com/

Beat by darktrojangames.newgrounds.com/

Lyrics:
You want Maobux? I got Maobux!
Points for style, now we’re in flux
But fuck your couch, it sucks,
like a purple ninja turtle, with nun-chucks
Donatello’s sack tastes like taco in bag
with Cool ranch Doritos and a hint of nutmeg
I know this because I have a credible source
Libby Shimmz eats the teabag from the lizard overlord
I don’t think it’s perverse or a desperate cry for help
At least you’re not looking up sex shops on Yelp
Come on Vince, I’m convinced. That’s not a prank call.
Since you can’t embrace the freak, you fake that you’re from Nepal
I could say I’m appalled, but I can’t lie, I do it too
Except I got to Wikipedia, sometimes YouTube
I watch other people play breath of the wild
I should really switch it up, so I can make Zelda smile.

You want Maobux, give yourself some love, bub
Feel the power, handle it with every rub n tug,
Now is the hour, do it all together
Lets join Mao, lets fap for the future

I could bust a move, but I’m popping bubbles
I’m a bobble head, this dance gets me in trouble
Like a Romanian refugee, I’m running from vampires
excuse my absentees, but it feels like a satire
Something backfired when we took out Harambe
That’s how Virginia became infested with Zombies?
It’s party, with shadowy figures in the background
It’s the apocalypse, fuck it, I must have blacked out
If I get dick slime on my sick ride, I will split spines
Fuck Rick Grimes, no British guy could spit my rhymes
I will victimize these minds, with a high kick between the eyes
Recognize, I contradict myself all the time.

You want Maobux, so give yourself some love, bud
What the fuck is that, Josh? It looks like a monster
Don’t put that back in your pants, embrace that box
I don’t judge, you can use my PlayStation if you’re Microsoft

It smells like teen spirit in here…