There once was a wizard named dandruff, he had dandruff. he was a wizard sort of strong and wise. He was a wizard like no other because he was dandruff. dandruff one day was walking then found 3 other people and told them to walk with him. they said, "k lol". they started to walk then found a bald rug, I mean... Balrug and didn't check to see if it was alive. Dingalf decided to poke it with a stick because why not. the no hair rug woke up then screamed then fell back asleep. the rug that's bal woke up then started badly chasing the other 4 people I mentioned earlier. I never mentioned this but the other names were froyo, chimney, and apricorn. the balrig chased the others onto a bridge and stayed there for the rest of the story for some reason. ding dong golf said, "u shall not pass u skrub lol" then balrig rawred then dandelion jumped off a bridge but before that he said, "allow meme". Bulrag walked forward like some sort of thing that's doing another thing. then a bunch more plot happened and there was a cliffhanger so the end. Thank you for listening to me dissing 'Lord of the Kringe'.