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Aug 2, 2017 | 3:08 PM EDT
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28.4 MB
12 min 26 sec
Score
3.09 / 5.00

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Rated 3.09 / 5 stars
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Genres:
Electronic - Video Game
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dogs
8bittish
gunownership
buyingpuppies

Author Comments

"Thanks and good hunting" said the clerk.

Finally.

Rex Douglas had what he needed to eliminate his long time nemesis, Fong Dong.
That chinese fuck. He wont be able to do any more karate with a giant hole
in his stupid moon pie face.

"Hey man, before you go. Would you be interested in a puppy? My bitch recently had a litter."

"A puppy?"

Rex loves puppies as much as he loves eating orange marmalade and watching
the food network.

"Giada's got a rocking bod." Rex thought.
"Shit, here I am thinking about puppies when Dong needs to be stopped.
Well, he's boxed in and taking a little time for puppies wont jeopardize my mission."

"So? Don't leave me hanging man" said the Clerk.

"Alright, I'll take a peek at your pups. Don't get too excited though. You've
already taken a nice chunk of my prep money for this rifle."

The clerk hands Rex a slip of paper with coordinates and a message on it.

[Meet me here this evening. COME ALONE.]

" Ha! I never travel alone. The lord is always with me, commanding me to rid the world of fucking
scum like Fong Dong."

--After a long trip to a remote house in the mild of some New England forest--

Rex pulls up onto a long dirt road. At the end of the road is a big house surrounded by Labradors.
Lots of fucking Labradors. They circle the vehicle, like a pack of wolves, as he tries to park.

"God damn these dogs are awesome. Maybe there's a killer among this litter?"

The clerk waste no time retrieving the pups that aren't spoken for. Three black brothers. Nice.
Rex starts his judgement by sizing them. There's a wimpy one, average one, and a big ass one.
The wimpy brothers out.

Let's watch them a little to see which one has the right "stuff".

Rex observes and notices there are only two brothers. The wimp and Mr.Average. Where the fuck is he
big guy? Behind me, of course. where's he going.

The Big pup keeps on going, towards a ledge on the far side of the property. What is he doing?
The pup jumps. Rex runs over to find the pup has jumped into a pile of Goldenrods.

"This animal, it mystifies me." thought Rex.

The pup proceeds to rip every last Goldenrod that he can. You can't stop this puppy, he's on a mission.

"An animal that chooses not to play little games with his brothers, but instead pursues his hatred for
weeds. This beast will join me on my own mission. I can see it, it is our destiny."

"I'll take that Guy over here" said Rex.

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What happens to Fong? Is this puppy more than Rex can handle?
Who the Fuck took the cookies from the cookie jar?

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I hope this song brought you enjoyment just like my dog brings me
enjoyment every day. Kind of...

The past few months I've been working on this, my dog has offered
his input and expertise.

So fuck you and have a nice day.
- Thermal Laser

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