Lyrics:

the Mr Freckles freak show

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Oh Please enjoy your stay
Gasp in shock and horror
At the freaks put on display!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Step right up for just a cent!
And see the results of our screwed up
Cartoon experiments!

See the amazing Bearded Bubblegum!
She’s already been chewed
With facial hair and a parasol
Watch her tap dance in the nude

Watch her walk the tight rope
She’s demented and insane
Mostly due to the chemicals
We injected in her brain

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Oh Please enjoy your stay
Gasp in shock and horror
At the freaks put on display!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Step right up for just a cent!
And see the results of our screwed up
Cartoon experiments!

See the volatile Steven eat
He’s Part Child and part Gem
Watch in awe as he consumes
His 3rd mother Pearl’s Brain Stem!

We plucked out all his teeth
And replaced them the jaws
Of a hungry horny great white shark
With mange and menopause!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Oh Please enjoy your stay
Gasp in shock and horror
At the freaks put on display!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Step right up for just a cent!
And see the results of our screwed up
Cartoon experiments!

And we’ve saved the best for last my friend
Get your barf bag and prepare
This is not for the faint of heart
I’m warning you, beware

Brace yourself my foolish friends
For what you’re about to see
Blossom’s creepy boyfriend
Fused with a Killer bee!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Oh Please enjoy your stay
Gasp in shock and horror
At the freaks put on display!

It’s the Mr. Freckles freak show
Step right up for just a cent!
And see the results of our screwed up
Cartoon experiments!