I've been feeling like doing a rap on Tony Abbott for a while and finally got some motivation to do so!
This is just a fun little piss-take, and for those of you who've seen him, you'd know he can barely talk without a bunch of "umms" and "errs" let alone rap. But still, it's just for fun.

Below are the lyrics:
Welcome everyone to Australia,
where the lucky-a comes (goes) and no one knows.
I'm your prime minista- don't mind the budgeri-gar,
In my speedos- my flows, I'm a smug-alar.
Budgetary cut coz we got no wealth,
I will sell our soil, mine for coal and oil.
Looking down upon this land with my big ears,
Three cheers! that’s my trans-pacific plan.

We stop the boats.
Telling you where to go.
Welcome to my happy detention land.
No secrets here,
Cant hide in your beach shack,
We hear everything thanks to Pine Gap.

Take a trip down to the great barrier reef,
Enjoy the dead sea life with encounters so brief.
There's no strife here, Ill keep the entitled ones quiet,
By pushing co-payments, calling it medical diets.
Don't mind the 1 percentas, we keep you all employed.
Building a hundred new centres packin' them full of toys,
Covered in leaded paint, don't try to tell me I'm wrong,
this is not a debate, Tony Abbott is right and strong.

Continuing on, so you know I'm the truth.
I keep my bible on- hand and so should the youth.
Steering property growth, through negative gearing.
Dropping every lower class green emission smearing.
Carbon tax I've made it, no more.
Mining grants they'll ask about I'm sure.
People want to keep the blights white towers they're rude,
So I'll spend even more money to have them removed.

We stop the boats.
Telling you where to go.
Welcome to my happy detention land.
No secrets here,
Cant hide in your beach shack,
We hear everything thanks to Pine Gap.

Has... everyone gone?
But I've got something to say

Its typical, no one is here when I'm on.
Green Party leader, no need to hear where I'm from.
These backwards thinkers here have got it all wrong,
Want to fix these broken promises once they are gone.
Sadly though, we never get the votes,
Liberal Versus labour in the paper that's been wrote.
Even though we all know its liberal verses two angry goats,
that cut their own throats now start taking notes.

The land is all that we've got.
Cutting back on emissions, carbon taxing the lot.
Rising solar powered tariffs bringing back the rebates,
Giving people back their power so they can celebrate.
Pushing paper to pen, I will end to the node,
which kills the NBN, not future proofing our roads.
Their testament supplements their party,
People fighting against their government is such a rarity.

We stop the boats.
Telling you where to go.
Welcome to my happy detention land.
No secrets here,
Cant hide in your beach shack,
We hear everything thanks to Pine Gap.

Nothing to see,
Nowhere to go,
Fenced off within your very own land.
You dare to challenge me,
Liberal party,
Now owning you and that's apart of the plan.