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REAL RAP YO

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Lyrics:
Uh, Swag on my face and swag in my blaze
That made no sense but I said it anyway
Just choose anything, any words that rhyme
And you can be a famous rapper in no time

You could say negro
Over and over
Or you could say money
Over and over

All and all it doesn't really matter
Just make sure your voice sounds like a diarrhea splatter
Your verses don't really even have to rhyme
Just make sure you say negro atleast 50 times

Make sure your teeth are fake
And make sure that you are baked
Now let's fill it up with bass and stupid sounds all over the place
Add some random notes but make sure they go together
It doesn't really matter if they're in any key
'Cause you only have to use like two or three
So let's pretend we smoke weed and like to drink lean
And this song will be more popular than Charlie Sheen
Or maybe even Sean Bean
Hopefully all this rhymin' won't injure your spleen
Just don't expect to be treated like a queen
I'm running out of words... weed is green
seen
dean
screen
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This is the part where you just say uh, and other random words
Yeahhhhh
Swaaaaag
Drugs!
Butts!
Swag, money, swag, yolo, negro

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Very funny indeed, you just summed up most rap.

The ultimate in how to guides. lmaaao. This had me dyin. Comedy silver

Fizzento responds:

Thank you, my good sir.

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Jan 25, 2015
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1 min 16 sec
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