The jokes aren't really mine. They're Louis CK's.

He's a really good comedian, and says it's totally ok to steal people's jokes. Well, he kinda said that.

This isn't stealing anyway. It's more of an homage to my favorite comic book character, as well as favorite comedian.

Music is Batty McFaddin, by Kevin Macleod.

Go over to his site at incompetech.com for all you royalty-free musical needs. :D