So I was just sitting at home, and all of a sudden I get an unexpected visitor.

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Narrator: One day at the Wolf residence....

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Jeremy: HELLO?

???: Open up the door.

Jeremy:Oh god, who the fuck is it?

Satan:It's Satan! and all of his good friends.

Jeremy: Well when you say good friends though, what exactly do you mean?

Satan: What?

Jeremy: I mean like when you ask about, I'm sorry, pardon me Satan. When, when ya say good friends....who the fuck are you friends with?

Satan: Ummmm well.....It kinda depends on the moment in time.

Jeremy: That's what I'm thinking, nobody like Satan. Everybody's a Jesus-Freak nowadays. Nobody.....as far as I know everybody fucking hates you!

Satan: Well god if you put it that way you really make me seem like a dick!

Jeremy: Well yeah that's exactly what I'm trying to do. You are a fucking dick, your the biggest fucking dick in history. When everybody looks at history, and they look at like religious history, guess who the dick is? You my friend, you Mr. Satan.

Satan: *Chokes up, cries.

Jeremy: Well you don't have to be a bitch about it.