This is my first upload to the audio portal, so feel free to critique on anything I could do to improve my "performance".

This was thought up from a personal experience of mine I had quite awhile back.

Also remember, I'm in the market for any projects you may or may not have. So if you like what you hear, give me a PM and I would be glad to help you out.

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Scumbag:So for like twenty minutes right I'm macking this chick's ass. All those curves, all that jive, and before I can even decide what I'm going to do with it...it starts making it's way over here.

Gentleman:But then I get cold feet, and I really start to think about REALLY take the time to consider If we're ready financially, emotionally, and most importantly

Scumbag: Sexually. So then she's right in my face and I'm like "Honey can I help you?" and she's all like

Girl: "MMM maybe you can..."

Scumbag: So then I says to'er you know what I got? and she says

Girl: "I haven't the slightest clue baby, what is it?

Gentleman: Five STDS.....

Girl: What?

Gentleman: Yeah, I really felt obligated to tell you. Especially early on in the relationship. You know if we can detect what's wrong now, then we won't have to worry about it later on. AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? I THINK I'M RIGHT!

Girl: wha....what? I don't even.

Scumbag: But that's ok, because I'm diggin' that ass.