This is an overdue response to Leech the Song TDM.

Lyrics which I worked hard on for 3 months:

Jason
He's a Bastard
He doesn't like GOAT'S CHEESE GOAT'S CHEESE no he doesn't

In the store
He looks about
but he doesn't see MONSTER MONSTER energy drink

he likes to drink it

One must always drink Monster Energy Drink of the Pineapple variety if one is to be successful in the field of gramming.

That means Programming for all you educated twats
cool cats
cucumbers

Jason
He's a bastard
His phone has NO FEES NO FEES no it doesn't

O2
That's the one
When he goes into tunnels his reception goes down...

DISCONNECTED!

Hello JASON JASON, are you there?
SilenceâEU¦
Now I don't know which cheese to get for the party tonight
I think I'll get this organic goat's cheese
Tasty