Toothbrush

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Toothbrush

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Author Comments

I brushed my teeth, at the same time of wanting to make a song. Like hell I'm gonna wait.

Lyrics:

Brushing my teeth, with a toothbrush in my mouth.
Brushing the teeth,
brushing the teeth with a toothbrush in my mouth
see, it's hard to understand somebody
when they talk with a toothbrush in their mouth
and they try to make sense but it takes errerr mireuire
uhdfuh asurh mother fuaakca pearly teeth. mreeernal weerenae......

I kinda when outta tune, I don't care.

Chorus:
TOOTHBRUSH
In my mouth, I'm saying
TOOTHBRUSH
Clean those pearly fuckers
TOOTHBRUSH
In my mouth I'm saying
TOOTHBRUSH
Tartar Control

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I'll laugh SO hard if somebody takes this seriously.

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Jessismith

2009-08-22 08:59:46

Brush Solo lol

Go brush!! Hahaha. Anyway, I can't say much about this but the fact that it is beyond awesome in its awesomeness. :D

Assassin2 responds:

Yeah it's true, I think I'm now the 4th best Toothbrush soloist to date now. Good day for me. Gotta go for GOLD! Thanks for another review.

rednikaiaG

2009-08-18 17:11:02

Scrubba, scrubba, scrubba. . .

Brusha, brusha, brusha, Assassin2------>
Your teeth MUST be gleaming white by now.
Tartar Control. . . BRUSH SOLO!
*cue the beat* Harmonizing dual Leeches, standby!
Until your next dental adventure is released. . .

.........Take care, be good and pass the floss, please.period

Assassin2 responds:

Thankyou kindy, and no my gums bled all day after that ordeal, but that's the price of being one of the world's top 7 toothbrush artist. I'm HARDCORE!

georgem124

2009-08-01 17:00:46

BRUSH SOLO!?!?!?!

i liked the shitty fl studio drum loop at the end ROFL!

Assassin2 responds:

Jokes on you, IT WAS GARAGE BAND! And not a loop.. but yeah it's the best song ever. Thankyou for agreeing.

Stalagmite

2009-07-27 15:47:40

ZOMG. your chompers must be GLISTENING!

ZOMwow. just epic toothbrush music.
i just shat my pants with LOLs. =D HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Assassin2 responds:

UR NUMBER ONE. I like how you like it. You're like a Swedish Pirate without a beard, making out with you would be much better than expected.

techtoast

2009-07-21 10:02:43

brush solo lmao

definatley the best toothbrush solo i have heard in my entire musical profession. (LMFAO) massive brownie points on originality, it almost makes up for the suck of that rave part at the end. you ride through to an 8/10 3/5 on originality and
wacked-ness alone. congrats.

Assassin2 responds:

Thankyou kindly sir for a listen and review! I enjoyed making it, and my teeth were very thoroughly cleaned as a result. Maybe I can one day have my dream of being a Disco Superstar that inspires dental care for kids. Maybe..