I don't really know or understand why I wrote this. I was in a rather delirious state of mind. But a couple friends of mine liked it, so I figured, hell, maybe somebody else will like it too. It's in miscellaneous because I have NO IDEA what the fuck genre this is supposed to fall under. Whatsoever. So, if you know, let me know.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.