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Dec 6, 2011 | 9:20 PM EST
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2.4 MB
1 min 45 sec
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4.43 / 5.00

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Lyrics are not mine. I have no idea from whence they came.

Gods rest ye, Merry Atheists, let nothing you dismay;
Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;
When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Our current Christmas customs come from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.
This whole darn Christmas spiel is just another pagan feast,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;
There could not have been wise men for the trip would take too long.
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact!

Reviews


eklp22eklp22

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL!



TentainTentain

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol that's hilarious. Definitely going to find a place to use this.


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WeasleXWeasleX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good sir, you made me lol. How dare you. :)



TheyCallMeCaudexTheyCallMeCaudex

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious! Love it, 5 stars!

Although, I was wondering where the lyrics came from, because in the author comments you say, "Lyrics are not mine. I have no idea from whence they came." but when responding to a comment you said, "I sang the lyrics! I was a singer long before I started composing."


Bezo responds:

I just meant that I did not write the lyrics. I always do my own vocals because I'm a huge control freak.


azteca456azteca456

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I saw your response to a comment mentioning that it was you singing this!!

Quick, write that down in the Author comments section forthwith! (Not that I saw, but that you sang it...)

You have a phenomenal voice - so fantastic that I wasn't sure from where the vocals came (meant to be a compliment :D )