And I may have a suggestion. Tell me if you like this rap or not. I'm not so sure if this'll fit but whatever. Worth a try.
"I am the essence of overconfidence! I am speculation, adventure; the spirit of pursuit; the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate.
I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life. I am so swag, so tight. I am appetite!"
Tell me what you think. Oh, and if you like rap, visit ExtraordinaryTerrestrial's account. I can see you two working together in a really good song.