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(2HTS) Spliff Ass Puppy

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All 2 Hour Track Sundays songs are made in 2 hours or less.

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2 Hour Track Sundays #123, theme was a mashup. We provided a random noun and adjective, and the host randomized the entries and provided the mashups to the artists. I got 'spliff puppy' (because apparently we are now considering 'spliff' and adjective'). Have fun!

Lyrics:

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy.

Think you know everything?
Animal planet and Nat Geo Magazine?
Best restudy biology,
'Cause I'm a prodigy
A puppy with the knowledge, G.
Opposable thumbs and they're kinda green.
I'm an apex of my species.
I shit some next level feces.
And maybe eat them.
What? I'm still just a dog; it's what we do when we doo
On the front lawn
And the ladies love me 'cause I got it goin on.

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy. (X2)

So you think you're still the big man?
'Cause you walk on two legs and I can't?
Well, you a bitch, ain't it ironic?
That you're the slave and I've got some chronic?
Got my eyes redder than a bloodhound's when I'm down to smoke a pound, and when you around, I go to town, I make you smile when I frown, but I'm playing you just like a clown. All you hear are my tiny sounds, but you should know I'm mighty proud when I'm gettin' hella loud.

Bark bark
Inhale
Puff puff
Pass
You know this spliff just will not last.
Bow wow
Yip yip
I ain't no
Guppy
Boy, hell no hand me da spliff I'm a puppy. (X2)

Ha ha
Yeah
I'm a puppy
Fucj
This is stupid
Why the fuck AM I a puppy?

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Uploaded
Sep 18, 2016
6:58 PM EDT
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3.7 MB
2 min 43 sec

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