HAHAHAHA this is..fucking amazing.
Author Comments
First off, this isn't a serious track at all!
After getting drunk in my 'apartyment' one Saturday night, we decided to make a fucking stupid metal song with the most fucked up lyrics our drunken minds could come out with. The name of our band is Michael Jacksons Dick.
Lyrics:
JJ's Part:
Demon Slayer, fuck the womb.
Lick my fucking, (un-known)
Gaz's Part:
I have snakes for hair, but they're not snakes
THEY'RE DICKS!!
I have horse shit in my shoes,
Look at the size,
OF MY BOLLOCKS!!
Maffs Part:
Dipping my balls in toxic waste
Once I farted and shit spat out
- everyone - Shit spat out!
Everyone:
AIDS makes me wet
Lloyd 'Raging' Bulls Part:
Uuuurrrgghhhh
Cumming on a cancer patient
My Part:
Uuuurrrggghhh pube salad,
and cum drenched baby dicks,
Lets get you pregnant so I can drink your breast milk!
Solo - Maff
Everyone:
FUCK OFF
Gay outro riff - Gaz
(then stupid noises)
... Wow...
I was having a pretty bad day but this certainly helped. Not exactly the kind of humor I can show to family though. Audio quality deteriorated at some of the loudest parts, though, and the instrumentals were rather repetitive. The entertainment value makes up for it though, not to mention how much effort you put into making something so... Dumb. :|
GoreBastard responds:
Haha, thanks man.
Yeah, keep this shit away from the younger ones! I didn't use a noise gate on the mic so when it gets loud everything sounds shit. I'll remember that next time.
More to come soon hopefully!
Thanks again duder!
well..
Well that was really unique from what others upload here daily! Not really my kind of music but i found it technically good :D
GoreBastard responds:
Thanks dude!!
It was just a joke thing really, glad you appreciate it for what it is!
yep
Good stuff. Is that a real drummer, I've heard those drumming techniques somewhere...hahaha =P
i enjoy this.
4.29 / 5.00 (+ 0.0094)
GoreBastard responds:
Thanks man!
No, it's just a drum machine. I wish I had a real drummer!
great one guys
haha u guys rock man, i was havin a shitty day and pretty pissed off but when i listened to this it made me laugh, and pube salad??! lol almost shit my pants laughing
GoreBastard responds:
Hahaha, thanks man. It took some serious drinking to come up with those lyrics!!
Credits & Info
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- 3,644
- Faves:
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- Votes
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4.90 / 5.00
- Uploaded
- Nov 10, 2010
- 10:04 PM EST
- Genre
- Heavy Metal
- File Info
- Song
- 2.9 MB
- 2 min 31 sec
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